Favorie AD quote or reoccurring joke.

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    cherrytree34

    [61]Jan 31, 2008
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    The one I quote the most is Gob saying, "They're illusions. Tricks are what a whore does for money."

    I also love the one in reference to Anne: "She's really funny."
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    ssimonds1

    [62]Jan 31, 2008
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    hey cherry,

    you forgot the punchline. He turns to the kids standing there and says or candy (in the extended pilot on the dvd it's "or cocaine")

    Edited on 01/31/2008 7:05pm
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    lyghthouse

    [63]Feb 1, 2008
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    The whole tricks/illusions thing cracks me up.
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    ssimonds1

    [64]Feb 1, 2008
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    Let's not forget the Nelly Bluth one.

    She's a prostitute, a lady of the evening, she turns illusions for money. Tricks, I mean tricks.

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    gk_terato

    [65]Feb 2, 2008
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    Maeby: Do you guys known where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?

    Michael: That's a cross.

    Maeby: Across from where?

    I loved that scene XD

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    sienster

    [66]Feb 4, 2008
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    GOB: "Taste the happy, Michael".
    Michael: "Taste's a lot like sad".
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    lyghthouse

    [67]Feb 4, 2008
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    (laughing)
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    jimbo_001

    [68]Feb 5, 2008
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    Rewatching Arrested DVDs for the fifth or sixth time, and love the fact that the recurring lighter fluid joke was set up from the first appearance (Top Banana) as a recurring joke (it's my least consistent trick).
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    lyghthouse

    [69]Feb 6, 2008
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    Buster: I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do.
    Jessie: Excellent question. What a publicist does is...
    Buster: I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?
    George Michael: At the banana stand
    Buster: Oh right! I was thinking you meant a plumber or something, and I was thinking, when did that happen?
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    PampongMaster

    [70]Feb 6, 2008
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    lyghthouse wrote:
    Buster: I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do. Jessie: Excellent question. What a publicist does is... Buster: I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job? George Michael: At the banana stand Buster: Oh right! I was thinking you meant a plumber or something, and I was thinking, when did that happen?

    LOL! I just saw that one and have been quoting it like mad lately. Love it so much. Buster waqs amazing right there.

    "It's a hard group to keep focused."

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    lyghthouse

    [71]Feb 6, 2008
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    (laughing)

    Are you watching the same marathon I am? On G4?

    "Beef Consomme" is on now. I love how Gob refers to Michael as brother in French and Italian, but has no idea what "hermano" means. :-)

    And of course this is where Tobias gives his famous sex talks. One of my favorite scenes. :-)
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    PampongMaster

    [72]Feb 6, 2008
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    I am indeed. I record them, so now I almost have the whole first season. And I didn't spend one dollar!

    muhahaha.

    "That's brother in French. I don't know why I know that...I took 4 years of Spanish in High School!"

    "Through great concentration he can acheive an er..."

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    lyghthouse

    [73]Feb 6, 2008
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    Great stuff!
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    xDexterMorganx

    [74]Feb 10, 2008
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    "Hey Michael, Check out Banner"

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    herosquad625

    [75]Feb 16, 2008
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    When the Fa,ily throws Michael The party, the banner says " Family Love Michael"
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    McFrips

    [76]Feb 17, 2008
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    There are just so many gems to choose from, but the ones that always crack me up when I see them:

    Chicken calling variations

    The Final Countdown

    Tobais's speech patterns ("Have you ever though of taping yourself talking? Seriously, get a tape recorder").

    And of corse, I am surprised no one mentioned it, but the subtle reminders of the never explained but obvious mockumentary.

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    Magintz

    [77]Feb 17, 2008
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    After vowing to break out of prison within 24 hours then waking up following being stabbed in the back.

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    Gob: Am I in prison?
    Lucille: No, the hosptial.
    Gob: ... Tada.

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    After smashing a skull at an archaelogical dig.

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    Buster: Oh... That was 90% gravity.

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    Edited on 02/17/2008 3:33pm
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    MarkKellerman

    [78]Feb 18, 2008
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    Don't know if I or anyone mentioned this before, but in "S.O.B.'s" when GOB finds out he makes quite a dandy waiter (kicking up his heels, doing little magic tricks...er...illusions, flirting, following people to their car, etc.) and says to old lady "If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar." To which the old lady replies "Oh GOB, you could charm the black off of a singing telegram boy." as Ron Howard then chimes in perfectly on cue "Okay we'll just tell you now, she dies." They make an irreverent joke, but then pretty much immediately kill off the character so nobody gets too offended, it's rather P.C. for 'Arrested' actually. GREAT GOB episode on S.O.B.'s...then again aren't they all?
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    miss_chanel

    [79]Feb 19, 2008
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    i love all of Gob's catchphrases.

    obviously "i've made a horrible mistake"

    and

    "i f*cked _____"

    gob is my favourite character for sure. but i also love how tobias always says things that sound like sexual inuendos "god, i blow HARD".
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    lennydonkey

    [80]Feb 19, 2008
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    If there really was a Franklin CD I would totally buy it. And I love that in one of the eps his shirt said "George Bush Hates Black Puppets". Yet another joke I missed the first time through.
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