Anything said by Tobias is pure gold.
Tobias: Oh, no, no. I'm not in the group yet. No, I'm afraid I just blue myself.
Tobias: Do you have anything that says 'Dad Likes Leather'?
Shop Clerk: Something that says "Leather daddy"?
Tobias: Oh, is there such a thing?
Shop Clerk: So, are you going to buy something this time or just look around again.
Tobias: Well, I guess you could say i'm buy-curious