I am a medically disabled guy who has many tests done at various maedical facilities often. To amuse myself (ever since 'Arrested Development' began anyway), as I'm told to 'strip down,change into these, etc.' I reply ever so innocently and discreetly 'Do you provide cutoffs? I'm a never-nude you know...' I get various reactions, all amusing.
I also fill out as a secondary phone number my cell #, but instead of labeling it as my cell, I write it down as belonging to 'Gobias Industries'. "I consult for them" is the answer if I'm asked. Gotta pass the time somehow, it might as well be semi-amusing. Of course, I also carry around a picture of a smiling, very jovial looking 'Nipsey Russel' in my wallet to cheer me up if ever I feel blue, (perhaps I need to join a support group for blue men?), so you may not want to pay me much attention.
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