Muffy: (An unnamed rival student who looks like Muffy serves to Muffy in a game of Middle Ages tennis. It breaks easily through Muffy's racket) Huh?! This isn't a regulation tennis ball - it weighs a ton!
Rival Student: It's what they played with in the 16th century, like this racket.
Muffy: That piece of junk? It looks like it could have been used by Henry VIII.
Rival Student: It was used by Henry V. He was my great-great-great-great-great-great-uncle.