Arthur

Arthur: We can't let her have a $5,000 apron. Muffy: It's so sad when money gets in the way of family.

Appraiser: Well, the first thing that you need to know is that these sapphires are actually simulants. Muffy: Ooh, sounds expensive. Appraiser: They're imitations. (crowd gasps) It's costume jewelry.

Grandma Thora: This is our chance to be on Treasure Caravan. I'm gonna call and get us tickets. Arthur: But we have to find something good to take. I don't wanna be one of those people who brings in a piece of junk.

Appraiser: However, at auction, this could possibly bring... Arthur: A thousand dollars? D.W.: (crosses her arms in annoyance) Grandma Thora: It's got teeth marks. I'm going to say 500. D.W.: You've got to be kidding. Appraiser: $30,000. Arthur: $30,000! D.W.: For that old thing?

Grandma Thora: $10. Who knows how much it's really worth. D.W.: It's just an ugly chair. Arthur: That's what you think. Appraiser: I would say it was made sometime in the 1790s. Grandma Thora: It's a Federal-style chair. D.W.: So what? Arthur: Shh.

Arthur: Have you ever noticed how when you're looking for one thing, you often find something else instead?

Girl: (in Real-Kids segment) We're using gravel. I think that it's going to make dirtier water. Boy: It's cleaner. The gravel filtered out most of the flour, but it's kind of dirty, too.

Francine: 3600 liters a day! What happens if the number just keeps rising? (Fantasy sequence music plays and Francine imagines a doomsday scenario.)

Francine: (stepping into the boys' room at school) Ha, I knew it! You can't save water at home and waste it somewhere else, Arthur! I'm calling a twenty liter penalty! Arthur: Oh yeah? Well, I call a 200 liter penalty on that certain shower you took at a certain friends' house! Francine: (gives a dirty look to Muffy, who was listening in) Muffy: Sorry. It slipped out.

D.W.: It's called water conversation. Arthur: You mean conservation. And what it's really called is "annoying your brother." D.W.: Miss Morgan says if you use up all the water, there'll be none left for my generation. Arthur: You're the same generation and I'm not using up all the water. D.W.: Mom!

Arthur: Water supply is dwindling fast. A water balloon?! Binky: Shh. Don't tell anyone. You'll spoil it. Hey, Buster!