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Arthur: So, after a whole week, the moment of truth has arrived. The Reads used 10,500 liters last week. How about the Frenskys.? (Francine shows Arthur her graph.) 34,000 liters! Francine, do you run a car wash in here?
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Arthur: We can't let her have a $5,000 apron.
Muffy: It's so sad when money gets in the way of family.
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Appraiser: Well, the first thing that you need to know is that these sapphires are actually simulants.
Muffy: Ooh, sounds expensive.
Appraiser: They're imitations. (crowd gasps) It's costume jewelry.
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Grandma Thora: This is our chance to be on Treasure Caravan. I'm gonna call and get us tickets.
Arthur: But we have to find something good to take. I don't wanna be one of those people who brings in a piece of junk.
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Appraiser: However, at auction, this could possibly bring...
Arthur: A thousand dollars?
D.W.: (crosses her arms in annoyance)
Grandma Thora: It's got teeth marks. I'm going to say 500.
D.W.: You've got to be kidding.
Appraiser: $30,000.
Arthur: $30,000!
D.W.: For that old thing?
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Grandma Thora: $10. Who knows how much it's really worth.
D.W.: It's just an ugly chair.
Arthur: That's what you think.
Appraiser: I would say it was made sometime in the 1790s.
Grandma Thora: It's a Federal-style chair.
D.W.: So what?
Arthur: Shh.
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Arthur: Have you ever noticed how when you're looking for one thing, you often find something else instead?
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Girl: (in Real-Kids segment) We're using gravel. I think that it's going to make dirtier water.
Boy: It's cleaner. The gravel filtered out most of the flour, but it's kind of dirty, too.
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Francine: 3600 liters a day! What happens if the number just keeps rising? (Fantasy sequence music plays and Francine imagines a doomsday scenario.)
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Francine: (stepping into the boys' room at school) Ha, I knew it! You can't save water at home and waste it somewhere else, Arthur! I'm calling a twenty liter penalty!
Arthur: Oh yeah? Well, I call a 200 liter penalty on that certain shower you took at a certain friends' house!
Francine: (gives a dirty look to Muffy, who was listening in)
Muffy: Sorry. It slipped out.
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D.W.: It's called water conversation.
Arthur: You mean conservation. And what it's really called is "annoying your brother."
D.W.: Miss Morgan says if you use up all the water, there'll be none left for my generation.
Arthur: You're the same generation and I'm not using up all the water.
D.W.: Mom!
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Arthur: Water supply is dwindling fast. A water balloon?!
Binky: Shh. Don't tell anyone. You'll spoil it. Hey, Buster!
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D.W.: (after Arthur gives apron back to Kate) He'd never be that nice if we weren't on TV.