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    LauraCynthia

    [1]Feb 16, 2006
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    DW (talking about Arthur): He makes me so mad! I'm going to get poetic justice!
    Nadine: How?
    DW: I'm gonna write a poem about all the bad things he does to me!

    Make up some dialogue where poor DW misinterprets the English language.
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    DeadComposer

    [2]Feb 19, 2006
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    Arthur: Where's Mom?
    D.W.: She went to the food coop.
    Arthur: You mean the food co-op.
    D.W.: Whatever.
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    _kat

    [3]Feb 22, 2006
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    When she sais that Arthur has Arthur-ristis
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    LauraCynthia

    [4]Feb 23, 2006
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    Make some up, I said.

    Arthur: Did you ask Mom?
    DW: She's too busy watching a show about dish detergent or something.
    Arthur: You mean a commercial?
    DW: No; there's this lady who told her boyfriend that she's dating his father's boss.
    Arthur: Oh, you mean a soap opera?
    DW: That's what she said. I asked her why the people are sitting in the dishwasher, and she shooed me out.

    (the ppl were in a jacuzzi)
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    schyzofroggy

    [5]Feb 24, 2006
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    LauraCynthia wrote:
    Make some up, I said.

    Arthur: Did you ask Mom?
    DW: She's too busy watching a show about dish detergent or something.
    Arthur: You mean a commercial?
    DW: No; there's this lady who told her boyfriend that she's dating his father's boss.
    Arthur: Oh, you mean a soap opera?
    DW: That's what she said. I asked her why the people are sitting in the dishwasher, and she shooed me out.

    (the ppl were in a jacuzzi)


    *falls over laughing* Thats awesome!
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    _kat

    [6]Mar 4, 2006
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    [QUOTE="LauraCynthia"]Make some up, I said.

    Arthur: Did you ask Mom?
    DW: She's too busy watching a show about dish detergent or something.
    Arthur: You mean a commercial?
    DW: No; there's this lady who told her boyfriend that she's dating his father's boss.
    Arthur: Oh, you mean a soap opera?
    DW: That's what she said. I asked her why the people are sitting in the dishwasher, and she shooed me out.

    What do you mean, Make some up?
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    schyzofroggy

    [7]Mar 5, 2006
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    [QUOTE="_kat"]
    LauraCynthia wrote:
    Make some up, I said.

    Arthur: Did you ask Mom?
    DW: She's too busy watching a show about dish detergent or something.
    Arthur: You mean a commercial?
    DW: No; there's this lady who told her boyfriend that she's dating his father's boss.
    Arthur: Oh, you mean a soap opera?
    DW: That's what she said. I asked her why the people are sitting in the dishwasher, and she shooed me out.

    What do you mean, Make some up?
    Make up your own Arthur scenes . . . I suck at this sort of thing, so I have no ideas
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    LauraCynthia

    [8]Mar 8, 2006
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    Yeah, I meant be creative.
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    _kat

    [9]Mar 8, 2006
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    she is so cute! but its hard to make some up
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    schyzofroggy

    [10]Mar 9, 2006
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    Do you have anyothers LauraCynthia? Because the one you came up with was awesome
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    LauraCynthia

    [11]Mar 10, 2006
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    DW: Tomorrow we're going on a bus to touch things.
    Mom: Huh?
    DW: A feel trip.
    Mom: Field trip, dear.

    DW:And then Dad said that the glitter balloons cost too much! Stupid inflation!

    DW:Why is that man telling the boaters to have an attack?
    Arthur: What?
    DW: It's true. He keeps on yelling, "Stroke! Stroke!". He's not very nice.

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    angelegod2008

    [12]Mar 13, 2006
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    LauraCynthia wrote:
    Make some up, I said.

    Arthur: Did you ask Mom?
    DW: She's too busy watching a show about dish detergent or something.
    Arthur: You mean a commercial?
    DW: No; there's this lady who told her boyfriend that she's dating his father's boss.
    Arthur: Oh, you mean a soap opera?
    DW: That's what she said. I asked her why the people are sitting in the dishwasher, and she shooed me out.

    (the ppl were in a jacuzzi)


    what eposode was that in I don't remember mrs read watching a soap opra
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    agent_0042

    [13]Mar 14, 2006
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    It's from nowhere --- this is a thread where you make up ideas for words or phrases that D.W. might misunderstand.
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    schyzofroggy

    [14]Mar 16, 2006
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    LauraCynthia wrote:
    DW: Tomorrow we're going on a bus to touch things.
    Mom: Huh?
    DW: A feel trip.
    Mom: Field trip, dear.

    DW:And then Dad said that the glitter balloons cost too much! Stupid inflation!

    DW:Why is that man telling the boaters to have an attack?
    Arthur: What?
    DW: It's true. He keeps on yelling, "Stroke! Stroke!". He's not very nice.



    Tats great
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    yay_boredom

    [15]Apr 8, 2006
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    I can actually imagine DW saying these things. Nice Job.
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    Starfire4161

    [16]Jul 3, 2007
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    Here's mine, but you should be informed that it might be a little "Mature" for a show like this. Here it is:

    (Arthur walks in and sees D.W. holding a book)

    Arthur: What are you doing?

    D.W.: Reading.

    Arthur: But u can't read yet.

    D.W. (annoyed): I'm learning. I am only reading the words that seem easy to pronounce.

    Arthur: Really? Well, what's the name of the book?

    D.W.: Something I've never heard of before. It's called "Pub-r-tee"

    Arthur:huh? Oh, u must mean puberty (suddenly, he gets a worried look on his face) Wait a minute! You're reading a book on PUBERTY?!

    D.W.: Yeah, that's it. Why, what's wrong?

    Arthur (nervously):umm are u sure you're old enough to read about these things?

    D.W.: Why of course, in fact, i think i should have been informed about these things earlier. For instance, did you know that when i grow up, i'm getting a bike?

    Arthur: A bike?

    D.W.:Yeah, it says here that when girls reach a certain age, they all get a new bike! It's called a "Menstrual Cycle" (Arthur gets a PRICELESS look on his face) actually, i dont think its a ver y good bike, because you're only allowed to ride it once a month, and you need these weird paddings that come in different shapes and sizes...

    Arthur (takes book away): ooooooookayyyyy you're WAY too young to read about these things!

    LOL I know, I know, I'm bad.

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    RaeGhost

    [17]Jul 4, 2007
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    Starfire4161 wrote:

    Here's mine, but you should be informed that it might be a little "Mature" for a show like this. Here it is:

    (Arthur walks in and sees D.W. holding a book)

    Arthur: What are you doing?

    D.W.: Reading.

    Arthur: But u can't read yet.

    D.W. (annoyed): I'm learning. I am only reading the words that seem easy to pronounce.

    Arthur: Really? Well, what's the name of the book?

    D.W.: Something I've never heard of before. It's called "Pub-r-tee"

    Arthur:huh? Oh, u must mean puberty (suddenly, he gets a worried look on his face) Wait a minute! You're reading a book on PUBERTY?!

    D.W.: Yeah, that's it. Why, what's wrong?

    Arthur (nervously):umm are u sure you're old enough to read about these things?

    D.W.: Why of course, in fact, i think i should have been informed about these things earlier. For instance, did you know that when i grow up, i'm getting a bike?

    Arthur: A bike?

    D.W.:Yeah, it says here that when girls reach a certain age, they all get a new bike! It's called a "Menstrual Cycle" (Arthur gets a PRICELESS look on his face) actually, i dont think its a ver y good bike, because you're only allowed to ride it once a month, and you need these weird paddings that come in different shapes and sizes...

    Arthur (takes book away): ooooooookayyyyy you're WAY too young to read about these things!

    LOL I know, I know, I'm bad.



    Oh my god that was so funny!
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    pr0udZuTaRiAn

    [18]Jul 12, 2007
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    yay_boredom wrote:
    I can actually imagine DW saying these things. Nice Job.

    Me too
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    higal01

    [19]Oct 26, 2007
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    Starfire4161 wrote:

    Here's mine, but you should be informed that it might be a little "Mature" for a show like this. Here it is:

    (Arthur walks in and sees D.W. holding a book)

    Arthur: What are you doing?

    D.W.: Reading.

    Arthur: But u can't read yet.

    D.W. (annoyed): I'm learning. I am only reading the words that seem easy to pronounce.

    Arthur: Really? Well, what's the name of the book?

    D.W.: Something I've never heard of before. It's called "Pub-r-tee"

    Arthur:huh? Oh, u must mean puberty (suddenly, he gets a worried look on his face) Wait a minute! You're reading a book on PUBERTY?!

    D.W.: Yeah, that's it. Why, what's wrong?

    Arthur (nervously):umm are u sure you're old enough to read about these things?

    D.W.: Why of course, in fact, i think i should have been informed about these things earlier. For instance, did you know that when i grow up, i'm getting a bike?

    Arthur: A bike?

    D.W.:Yeah, it says here that when girls reach a certain age, they all get a new bike! It's called a "Menstrual Cycle" (Arthur gets a PRICELESS look on his face) actually, i dont think its a ver y good bike, because you're only allowed to ride it once a month, and you need these weird paddings that come in different shapes and sizes...

    Arthur (takes book away): ooooooookayyyyy you're WAY too young to read about these things!

    LOL I know, I know, I'm bad.

    OMG That was soooo funny!!!! And that was really really good

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    carlyyymaytee

    [20]Nov 2, 2007
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    LOL
    they're awesome x
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