Bus Driver: (in fantasy sequence) Where do you think you're going?
Old Arthur: Please, can't I just leave? I've been on this bus for forty years.
Bus Driver: Not until you pay your fare.
Old Arthur: But I didn't bring any money with me. It's in my other pants.
Bus Driver: Guess you should have thought of that before you got on the bus, old man! (He lets loose with an evil laugh.)