Ming: (in Muffy's "American Chef Idol" fantasy) I have to say, Muffy, that bite of quiche was a complete waste of taste buds and saliva.
Paula Abdul Spoof Judge: (slaps Ming) Ming, you awful brute. How can you say such a thing about Muffy's quiche? Muffy, your quiche lorraine was delicious.
Ming: It was vomitrocious. It was an absolute disgrace. Muffy should be forbidden from cooking ever again.
Muffy: But I didn't even make this quiche. My cook did.