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Jamie: to Sooz) None of the blokes I know would go near you for a bet.
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Jamie: Alex, a girl with tattoos advertises for a bloke with tattoos--
Sooz: For an art project!
Jamie: --what are you gonna think?
Alex: I'd think that she wants to see their tattoos for an art project, Jamie... and then boff 'em, big time!
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Sooz: (to Jamie) Your problem is your brain's permanently wired to your package.
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Sooz: So... Al... do I frighten you?
Alex: Course you do. But then I've led a sheltered life, haven't I?
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Sooz: I know I've had a few drinks, right. But he is the most beautiful man I've ever seen. Ever. In my entire miserable little life.
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Jamie: (to Sooz) There's nothing sexy about being the bitch from hell, is there?
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Sooz: What you see is what you get, right? If blokes can't handle that, it's there problem. So, I'm not a sheep like the other girlies in college? Big deal.
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Jamie: In a bra size, is double D, like, really big?
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Sooz: Please, Rob, don't go all Dawson's Creek on me.