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Sooz: (leaving a voice message to Jamie) Hi. Why aren't you there? It's only four in the morning. Either you've taken time out from your sordid computer activtys or you've found the women of your dreams or something. Just wondered if you were around. I've had a hell of a night. Do you wanna do something tomorrow? Hang around, go shopping, whatever? Give me a call. It's me by the way, Sooz.

Jonno: You're really screwed up, you know that? Sooz: Yeah, well maybe one day I won't be. You'll always be boring!

Sasha: You'll be alright with Sooz. Not like she's gonna cop off with anyone is it? And she'll scare everyone else off for you.

Jonno: You using that ashtray? Sooz: No. Jonno: Don't smoke then? Sooz: No. Jonno: It's just you look like you might do. Sooz: Facinating observation.

Jamie: Vir-gin... Or Extra Vir-gin?