As If

Sasha: I was laughing and laughing. I tell ya, I've never heard a grown man apologise so much. Oh my god, it was so bad. Do you know what I said? I took one look at him and said, D'know what... You a sexual retard!

Jamie: She talked a bit about her ex-boyfriend. Nicki: Oh dear?! That bad?! Sasha: Did she give you any tips? Nicki: Yeah! Give up!

Sooz: We said intimate moment, not internet moment. Nicki: Whenever I hear about Internet Banking I think of Jamie.

Rob: Can't believe Sasha. She's behaving like a spoilt cow.

Sasha: This may contain some strong body language.

Alex: (i>(answering who he lost his virginity to) Well, I can tell you. She was more of a women than you'll ever be, and more of a man than you'll ever have.

Sasha: I know, let's play Truth or Dare! Sooz: Ooo, scary. Why not let's get really dangerous and play Blind Man's Buff!