As If

Rob: I came this close. This close to blowing everything.

Rob: We're moving in together, me and Sash. Jamie: So what was all that last night? Rob: I was being an idiot. Jamie: You didn't? Rob: No, no. Well, almost. But I was just being stupid. Why what she been saying? Jamie: She's in love with you. Rob: What?! Jamie: Rob, Wake up!

Sooz: Sometimes I wish I could be more like Sash and Nicki.

Rob: My dad used to play gigs in Berlin. Always said he'd take me. Never did.

Rude Customer: How long is going to take us to get served? Sooz: Look... Sir... If you're looking for fast food there's a McDonald's down the street, K? Rude Customer: Outrageous!