Alex meets Jeff playing darts, and fancies him; then brings him around to Sooz's house to set them up, when he and Sooz are meant to be having a night in? That doesn't seem right, especially as it's Alex's 18th Birthday.
Jamie: (thinking Jeff and Al had sex) So, you and Al hit it off last night then? Jeff: (talking about darts) Yeah, his wrist action's a bit dodgy though. Need's a bit more omfph. His aim's really good, but that's no use if the bloody thing keeps popping out.
Sooz: Well I think they're past the 'What Star Sign' stage if you know what I mean?
Alex: Alright Sooz, this is Jeff. We met over a few beers last night. Jeff: And what a night it was too. Could hardly walk this morning. Alex: Yeah, it was a real session. (Sooz gives a digusted and disturbed look)
Jamie: What have you got to lose? Dan: My self respect? My mind?
Alex: Shopping is not better than sex. Especially when it's instead of sex.
Nicki: What he needs is what every gay bloke needs when he's feeling down. Jamie: What? A bit of ruff? Ruff! Nicki: No... Something even better than that!
Jamie: He doesn't like Playstation. He won't watch my porno's...
Nicki: Why don't you take Alex out? At least then he'll know there's someone worse off than him!
Alex: Though you might send the boys around! Chris: Only if you're messing with my women! Alex: (to camera) I'm safe then...
Nicki: He should do what I do when I finish with a bloke. Sasha: What's that? Ask his name?
Music: "Mambo no. 5" by Lou Bega "Mama Told Me Not To Come" by Tom Jones "Six Pacs" by the Getaway People "Catch The Sun" by Doves "Brimful Of Asha (Remix)" by Cornershop "Decieved By An Angel" by Unknown
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