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Jamie: (thinking Jeff and Al had sex) So, you and Al hit it off last night then?
Jeff: (talking about darts) Yeah, his wrist action's a bit dodgy though. Need's a bit more omfph. His aim's really good, but that's no use if the bloody thing keeps popping out.
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Sooz: Well I think they're past the 'What Star Sign' stage if you know what I mean?
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Alex: Alright Sooz, this is Jeff. We met over a few beers last night.
Jeff: And what a night it was too. Could hardly walk this morning.
Alex: Yeah, it was a real session.
(Sooz gives a digusted and disturbed look)
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Jamie: What have you got to lose?
Dan: My self respect? My mind?
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Alex: Shopping is not better than sex. Especially when it's instead of sex.
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Nicki: What he needs is what every gay bloke needs when he's feeling down.
Jamie: What? A bit of ruff? Ruff!
Nicki: No... Something even better than that!
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Jamie: He doesn't like Playstation. He won't watch my porno's...
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Nicki: Why don't you take Alex out? At least then he'll know there's someone worse off than him!
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Alex: Though you might send the boys around!
Chris: Only if you're messing with my women!
Alex: (to camera) I'm safe then...
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Nicki: He should do what I do when I finish with a bloke.
Sasha: What's that? Ask his name?