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Jamie: Knackered Sasha darling.
Sooz: Y'know, Rob honey sometimes I find it exhausting being the perfect couple.
Jamie: Aw, I know it's hard sweetie. But just think how horrible it must be for everyone else, y'know, not being us.
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Alex: Y'know Nicki, the difference between you and me is that, I can actually talk to a guy and not want to get into his trousers.
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Nicki: What are you looking at?
Sooz: Oh, I just find it amusing, that's all. Y'know, Chris isn't interested in you, so he's got to be gay.
Nicki: Get out of my face Sooz.
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(Jamie and Sooz pretending to be Rob and Sasha)
Jamie: I suppose, really, the only people who would understand being us, would be like, Posh and Becks.
Sooz: Or Brad and Jennifer?
Jamie: Or Jennifer and Puffy?