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Alex: No way, no way. No way. Uh uh. No. No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No!
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Jamie: The first thing you do when you're in a hole, is stop digging. Up till now I've been going at it with a JCB.
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Rob: So Nicki's a born-again Virgin, Sooz is playing away, and you're going to Inverness.
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Alex: You've given up sex, that's like, like Buffy giving up slaying vampires!
Nicki: I read it somewhere that if you don't do it for a year, it's like your practically a Virgin again.
Alex: Practically? Isn't being a virgin kinda like an either/or?
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Jamie: What is it they say? Men make plans and god laughs? Yeah, well he's having a right old giggle at the moment. But - why me?
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Jamie: Strange, eh? Wait. It gets stranger.