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Jamie: I know that you say you're seven stone, and you're seven stone, three. I know you don't eat your crusts 'cause you don't want curly hair. I know you cried at E.T. and you said you had eye infection, and you still cry when you hear the music.
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Old Sooz: At least I had dignity, look at you.
Sooz: No, don't look at me.
Old Sooz: If I had a grave, I'd turn.
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Tyler: You alright? You seem a bit...
Sooz: What? Depressed? Dark-ish? Mysterious? Go on, say it. I look mysterious right?
Tyler: Manic, I was going say manic.
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Jamie: (answering door) Hi gorgeous.
Tyler: (confused) Hi... handsome?
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Sooz: It's just a bit of paint.
Tyler: True, but not quite what I had in mind for this particular piece.
Sooz: Ergh, well art's organic isn't it? Get over it. Get over yourself.
Tyler: It's Tyler by the way.
Sooz: Yeah, great. Good for you.
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Sooz: Well I'm the inspirational, y'know electrifying, non-dull artist.
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Alex: I'm ok with straight people, I just don't like them doing their things in public.
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Nicki: Here on your own?
Sooz: No, Nicki, after months of research Jamie has finally perfected his invisibility tank top.
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Sooz: (on voicemail) Jamie, it's Sooz. Remember? I'm here...you're not. Call me.