As If

Alex: You wait all your life for Nicki to get a job and two come along at once.

Nicki: I'm back and there's these two guys out there. Both hot, both waiting for me. OK, two's one too many, strictly speaking, but it's so much better than none. The rest is just details.

Nicki: Guy one; Max. Gorg, eh? Mouthy, but at least you know where you are. It's the quiet ones you've got to watch out for.

Max: You make me feel like the first time I rode in my cousin's sports car. Leather seats, the wind in my face.

Nicki: Uuh, I'm getting a pot-kettle kinda vibe here.

Nicki: Am I just easy...as a target!

Max: What's your favourite fantasy? Nicki: It involves you, a hot bath...and a toaster.