As If

Sooz: I don't suppose you know where Jamie is do you? Allen: Well, he was looking for a study buddy yesterday. I think he found one actually. His mate from school, Katie? Guess they were at it all night. Sooz: I like how you're trying to get a rise out of me, Allen. Very clever.

Jamie: You sure you don't want some of my special Java? Puts hairs on your chest. Sooz: Just what I need.

Sooz: Oh Jamie, you didn't? Darna: Five grams... Allen: That's gotta do some damage.

Sasha: I have been to three bars, two nightclubs, one party and not slept a wink. He takes life too seriously. Katie: Yeh, I'm not so sure. Sasha: Jamie Way-me...

Allen: It's ten o'clock in the morning. Alex has slept with Lord Nielson and Sooz turns up with some showbiz sherbert. Me and my dice, are leaving.

Allen: Your part of the 'MTV Generation'. You all suffer from concentration deficit disorder. Alex: So what generation are you? Allen: Post-MTV. Perfectly well adjusted, thank you.

Nicki: We're working girls. In the non-vice like sense.

Jamie: Katie, I'm sorry about the whole absence and avoidance thing. Unforgiveable. But, uh, forgive me?

Alex: A-ha, Sex on the beach. Allen: Yeah, me too. Nicki: So, Sex on the beach and one orange juice.

Alex: Tyler, now we have only just met, but I am betting that you are a dancing man. Hey? Am I right? Tyler: He's right.