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Alex: I feel funny...really funny. Like I've found something, but...I don't know what.
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Rob: Thing is, it's not the same for me. She's not my...
Alex: You're what?
Rob: Soulmate.
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Richard: Are you gay?
Jamie: Uh, if you help me revise, I'll try anything.
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Richard: Who on earth are you?
Nicki: Don't you stand there in your posh frock asking me who I am!
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Amber: You are on my mind, every second of every day. I just thought you felt the same way...
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Alex: You and Amber, you're meant for each other. You're like Romeo and Juliet, Miles and Boon...
Rob: Jamie and Sooz.
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Rob: Hope Al's gonna be alright.
Nicki: Yeah, I'm worried sick. Those opera fans can get really nasty after a pink gin or two.
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Allen: (on Rob) Oh, cover me in marmite and lick it off.
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Alex: Straight. Incredibly straight. In fact, like everyone else I hang out with, all of them, born & bread, 100% hetro with a capital H.
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Allen: I only said I fancied Rob, not that I wanted his babies.
Alex: Well biologically speaking, that's not a bad thing.
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Sasha: Now you listen to us. You go out there, and you meet your new friends and you let the gay scene know exactly what they are missing!