As If

Allen: I've thought about this moment for so long. Alex: Well we don't have to rush anything. Allen: It's taken us three months to get here, it's hardly rushing.

Jamie: I don't know why people make this relationship thing so complicated. I'm not the smartest cookie, never was, but love...love's easy. Love I can do. That's why I kinda laugh with myself when I see like, Rob and Amber, or Alex and...well, Alex and anyone.

Allen: Why do you care? Alex: Why? I care because I know that you will remember this moment for the rest of your life. You can only ever do this once. Allen: I know it's stupid but it's something. Alex: Don't, you will regret this. He's not the one. Allen: Then who is? Alex: (long pause) There's me, Al.

Amber: Why did you call Rob? After just leaving me like that, why now? Rob: I just thought I should apologise. Amber: Yes, you should.

Allen: When I look at Henry, I think of Al and just freeze. Katie: What are we like? Allen: We're becoming as screwy as them.

Alex: Come on Al, maybe Henry's not the right guy. Allen: Yeah, well who is then, cause I've been waiting long enough to find out, haven't I?

Allen: Hey, you ever, um... Henry: Yes? Allen: Err... Henry: Yes? Allen: I, er... I need to go pee.

Jamie: Let's see what young gay-walker has to offer. (Allen whispers into Jamie's ear) Jamie: Ooh, Blimey. You're turning me on.

Katie: What? And this new guy's the love of your life? You only found out his name yesterday.

Alex: What kind of music are you into? Jamie: Oh, Beethoven, Brams...Britney.

Allen: Oh no, what am I gonna wear? What am I gonna say? I'm not ready. Oh, I need to go pee.

Rob: This is fun. Allen: Actually Rob, no it's not fun. You're both miserable because your love lives are a mess and I'm miserable because my love life's a zero, and Alex is... Sooz: ...chatting up your boyfriend.