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Allen: I've thought about this moment for so long.
Alex: Well we don't have to rush anything.
Allen: It's taken us three months to get here, it's hardly rushing.
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Jamie: I don't know why people make this relationship thing so complicated. I'm not the smartest cookie, never was, but love...love's easy. Love I can do. That's why I kinda laugh with myself when I see like, Rob and Amber, or Alex and...well, Alex and anyone.
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Allen: Why do you care?
Alex: Why? I care because I know that you will remember this moment for the rest of your life. You can only ever do this once.
Allen: I know it's stupid but it's something.
Alex: Don't, you will regret this. He's not the one.
Allen: Then who is?
Alex: (long pause) There's me, Al.
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Amber: Why did you call Rob? After just leaving me like that, why now?
Rob: I just thought I should apologise.
Amber: Yes, you should.
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Allen: When I look at Henry, I think of Al and just freeze.
Katie: What are we like?
Allen: We're becoming as screwy as them.
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Alex: Come on Al, maybe Henry's not the right guy.
Allen: Yeah, well who is then, cause I've been waiting long enough to find out, haven't I?
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Allen: Hey, you ever, um...
Henry: Yes?
Allen: Err...
Henry: Yes?
Allen: I, er... I need to go pee.
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Jamie: Let's see what young gay-walker has to offer.
(Allen whispers into Jamie's ear)
Jamie: Ooh, Blimey. You're turning me on.
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Katie: What? And this new guy's the love of your life? You only found out his name yesterday.
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Alex: What kind of music are you into?
Jamie: Oh, Beethoven, Brams...Britney.
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Allen: Oh no, what am I gonna wear? What am I gonna say? I'm not ready. Oh, I need to go pee.
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Rob: This is fun.
Allen: Actually Rob, no it's not fun. You're both miserable because your love lives are a mess and I'm miserable because my love life's a zero, and Alex is...
Sooz: ...chatting up your boyfriend.