As If

Allen: (watching Sasha and Alex each with a new boyfriend) It'll end in tears for both of them. It always does, I've noticed. Happens every time.

Jamie: I never thought this would happen, Sooz. Not me and you. Sooz:

Nicki: You want a happy ending? Forget it, it didn't happen. Not for me...not for Sooz. No last minute interventions...no nothing.

Alex: (eyeing up one of the firemen) Gay! Sasha: Straight! Allen: Erm, I saw him first!

Nicki: This all started with a one night stand and since then we've had: pregnancy scare, lying to our best mate, falling out with out best mate... Rob: Yeah, I know that... Nicki: ...engagements, elopements, breakings of engagements...infidelity. Sense a trend here?

Rob: (looking at Nicki's passport photo) This is cute...ish...isn't it? Sort of...beautiful?

Jamie: (to Sooz) I didn't come here for small talk, this is big talk time.

Nicki: Suppose no matter what you do it doesn't matter 'cos it's already been decided - Kismet, you know - in the stars. Or in the words of that great philosopher, Doris Day, "que sera sera."