Paul: Henry, you're a spontaneous guy. You go from job to job, woman to woman, you're in and out of heels!
Paul: Who gets married anyways any more? Why do you want to formalize all these feelings with a wedding ring?
Barbara: You would rather I live in sin with Henry than he make me an honest woman?
Paul: Yes. I know that doesn't make a whole lot of sense to you but this doesn't make sense to me!
Paul: My brother is bumping uglies with my mother.