As Time Goes By

Lionel: (referring to Jean's teddy bear) Why is he called Herbert?
Jean: Because that's his name.
Lionel: (somewhat mockingly) Then I suppose the next step would be to find a modem shop.
Jean: Shut up.
Jean: (referring to the modem box) Didn't a man come with that?
Sandy: (rifling through the contents of the box) I don't see one.
Jean: (referring to Alistair's phone call from Zurich) *Who* forgot Copenhagen?
Judy: Well it can't be the Danes.
Jean: (guessing as to what Lionel is reading in the local paper) Beautiful blond seeks amazing relationship with aging internet-hater?
Alistair: (in the pub with Lionel) Li, I can't talk to women.
Lionel: Is this some sort of medical condition?
Alistair: (explaining the domino effect of his business crisis to Lionel) Singapore gets the jitters, Kuala Lumpur catches cold, Rotterdam gets a sniff of it and Frankfurt - well, we all know Frankfurt. And then before you know it Canada's driving the final nail into the coffin.
Alistair: (Back at the Hardcastle house, Alistair is trying to explain to a reluctant audience what happened.) I don't know where to start.
Sandy: (sarcastically, not 30 seconds after Lionel tells her to leave Alistair alone) The Odeon in Leicester Square would be a good idea.