Attack of the Show!

Around the Net:
5) "...Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat"
4) "Space Emergency"
3) "TNG Episode 19 - 'Classical Concerto'"
2) "Hercules Hooks Dub"
1) "Lady Freaks Out At Public Hazing"

AT&T Viewer Poll:
Do You Like Facebook's New Redesign? 1. Yes (19%) 2. No (25%) 3. I Don't Use Facebook (56%)

"Kings" Segment

The Feed (with Kristin Adams):
Dial 'G' For Google, Facebook Facelift, Hulu Goes Social, Quick Charge Batteries, They Are Ironmen

The Loop:
Facebook Gets A Makeover (Featuring Caroline McCarthy- Staff Writer, CNET.com)

Women of the Web:
10) Sarah Austin
9) Natalie Gulbis
8) Demi Moore
7) Justine Ezarik
6) Marina Orlova
5) Felicia Day
4) Brooke Burke
3) Brea Grant
2) Sasha Grey
1) Veronica Belmont

Viewer Requested Gadget Pr0n:
Samsung Memoir Phone (3/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

Chris Hardwick Interview:
Johnny Galecki in studio for "The Big Bang Theory"

Epic Fail: "Cat News (Episode One)"

Around the Net:
5) "Hello Japan Fail"
4) "Dressed To Kill... Weapon Deployment 3"
3) "Wheel of Fortune Goes to Hell"
2) "Car Commercial Featuring Andy Richter"
1) "Flix.co.il"

Viral Redos

Dr. Manhattan Returns to AOTS

Gadget Pr0n:
Casio Exilim EX-FC100 Digital Camera (4/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
Ads Get Personal, Apple Shrinks Shuffle, PlayStation Store Goes Universal, So Say We All, Achievement Unlocked: Lost 360

Blog Watch:
japanesenostalgiccarblog.com, carsofyoutube.blogspot.com, alternativecarfuels.org

Break Moments In De-Evolution:
"Ski Jump" (3/5), "BMX Kid Faceplants Hard On Board" (4/5), "Swing Jump Goes Wrong" (5/5) Rating System- Adult high schools

Attack This!
Aircraft
Mine Light
Vue Network
Brain Hubi

Olivia Munn Interview:
Ken Jeong in studio for "Role Models"

Epic Fail: "Wrong Way To Get A Truck Unstuck"

Around the Net:
5) "Four-Year-Old Monkey Business"
4) "Smut Cave Ep.12: Vore"
3) "Uroclub New Commercial"
2) "The Breakfast Song"
1) "Dancing With the Stars: Season 8..."

Olivia and Kevin's Tribute to Woz on Dancing With the Stars

Go Hack Yourself: Reroute Your Brain

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
YouTube Dumps Music Vids, iPhone Prototype Hits eBay, That's No Moon, Straight Outta Compton

In Your Pants: Sex on the Streets
Exploring Other Spaces / Length or Width? / How Long Does He Last?

DVDuesday:
Role Models (Buy), Let the Right One In (Rent), Milk (Rent)

SneakerHeads:
emericaskate.com, nicekicks.com, footlockerunlocked.com

Kevin Pereira Interview:
Sara Paxton in studio for "The Last House on the Left"

Epic Fail: "Trucks vs. Bridge"

Around the Net:
5) "Drunken Lacey Fallin' Off A Table"
4) "How To Smoke Smarties"
3) "Le Sexoflex - Marriott **** Squat..."
2) "Episode 3 (Primetime)"
1) "Drunken Customer"

Kevin and Olivia Smoke Smarties

Gadget Pr0n:
Durabook D15RP Rugged Laptop (3/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

The Feed (with Alison Haislip):
Watchmen Tops Box Office, Apple Netbook Rumors, NASA Hunts Planets, Craigslist Crackdown, SF Says No To Mobs

PMA '09 Segment (with Chris Hardwick):
Nikon Coolpix P90, Sony Cyber-Shot DSC-HX1, Canon Powershot D10

The Loop:
Who Watches the Watchmen? (Featuring Drew McWeeny- Film Editor, hitfix.com & David Poland- Editor, thehotbutton.com) [In studio]

GOG.com Segment (with Adam Sessler)

Attack This!
Bentley
Rinspeed
Mazda
Rolls Royce

Around the Net:
5) "L'escargot"
4) "Guy Has Weird Voice"
3) "CNN - Penis Being Served..."
2) "A Dog That Walks Upright"
1) "Loituma - Levan Polkka..."

The Great Leek Spinoff

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
Facebook Does An About-Face, Google Wins Privacy Lawsuit, Unknown No More, Dirty Doppelganger

The Loop:
The Case Against the Pirate Bay (Featuring Danny O'Brien- Intl. Outreach Coordinator, eff.org)

Blog Watch: Best DIY Blogs
makezine.com, hackedgadgets.com, diyelectriccar.com

Gadget Pr0n:
Intel Classmate Netbook (4/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

Break Moments in De-Evolution:
"Redneck X-Games" (2/5), "Redneck Rocketeer" (4/5), "Using Plyers to Pull a Tooth" (5/5) Rating System- Twinkie wedding cakes

Olivia Munn Interview:
Tahmoh Penikett in studio for "Dollhouse" & "Battlestar Galactica"

Around the Net:
5) "...Soccer Show-Off"
4) "Dancarina Do Creu Danca Pro Mengao"
3) "Obama's Elf"
2) "Preggo Shuffle Rap..."
1) "A Woman Missed Her Flight..."

Lucha Va Voom (with Alison Haislip)

The Feed:
Facebook Owns You, Charrrges Dropped In Pirate Case, Hallelujah! Universal Chargers!, Brand New Czar, Apple Kills Kenny

The Loop:
Facebook's Controversial New TOS (Featuring Caroline McCarthy- Staff Writer, CNET.com)

It's #*@%ing Science! Homemade LED Light Cube

Gadget Pr0n:
Nikon Coolpix S60 Digital Camera (3/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

DVDuesday:
Religulous (Rent), Choke (Pass), The Midnight Meat Train (Rent)

Epic Fail: "118 118 - Who You Gonna Call?"

Around the Net:
5) "...What a Dog Masturbating Looks Like"
4) "Vermont Teddy Bear Commercial"
3) "Rare Jujitsu Footage..."
2) "Klingon Night School"
1) "1983 Macintosh Software Dating Game"

Nerded Out

"Office Space" 10th Anniversary

The Feed:
MS Takes Byte Out of Apple, Apple Hates Jailbreakers, Pirates Arrrr on Trial, Brand New Nightmare, Amazon Gets It On

Gadget Pr0n: Headphone Roundup
V-Moda Vibe II Earbuds ($95), Beats by Dr. Dre Earbuds ($150), Audio-Technica ANC3 Earbuds ($75), Radius RadHeadphones Live ($60), Ultrasone Pro 900 Headphones ($550)

Women of the Web:
10) Amanda Marcum
9) Candace Swanepole
8) Hannah Hilton
7) CJ Gibson
6) Eliza Dushku
5) Justine Ezarik
4) Madeline Zima
3) Andrea Myrander
2) Claudia Rocio
1) Bar Refaeli

Kevin Pereira Interview:
Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim in studio for "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job"

Epic Fail: "How to Wash Dishes..."

This episode featured a special Happy Valentine's Day intro.

Around the Net:
5) "Epic Rope Swing Across Canyon"
4) "Kittens Inspired By Kittens"
3) "The Swayze Dance Method"
2) "The Ultimate Slayer Fan..."
1) "Late Show - Where's Joaquin Phoenix?..."

Kevin Hangs with Joaquin

Clive Owen and Naomi Watts of "The International"

The Feed:
Buy Those Faceplant Videos, Satellites Go Boom, Massive Cutbacks at Pioneer, No Batman for Nolan

Blog Watch: Hot Car Blogs
jalopnik.com, myrideisme.com, mitziandco.com, germancarblog.com

In Your Pants: Sex Advice on Penis Size

Fresh Ink! Blair Butler at Comic Con, Pt. 3

Kevin Pereira Interview:
Danielle Panabaker in studio for "Friday the 13th"

Epic Fail: "Osbournes: Reloaded Preview"

Around the Net:
5) "Horse Thinking He's a Bee!"
4) "2222 Toothpicks in My Beard"
3) "Crustacean Deathmatches..."
2) "Dude, That's Not a Shirt"
1) "Paintball William Tell"

Kevin Monk Shots a Mannequin

Fresh Ink! Blair Butler at Comic Con, Pt. 2

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
Siriusly, We May Go Bankrupt, Kindle 2 Fires Up Writers Guild, It's a Gas!, Death Rides for Free, Everyday Heroes Come to TV

Viewer Requested Gadget Pr0n:
LG Incite Phone (3/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

"Friday the 13th" Interview

Spoiler Interruptus

Break Moments in De-Evolution:
"Cue Ball to Head" (2/5), "Exercise Ball to the Face" (4/5), "Kid Shot By Slingshot" (5/5) Rating System- Arkansas credit card

Kevin Pereira Interview:
Erin Cummings in studio for "B*tch Slap"

Epic Fail: "Embarrassing Keg Stand Faceplant"

Around the Net:
5) "Rollerblader Rides Rail Too Long"
4) "Chris Brown?"
3) "Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of..."
2) "Hermeto - Music from the Beard..."
1) "Salma Hayek's Mission in Africa"

Kevin Dreams of Salma Hayak's Boobs

Web Tools: Bright Kite Social Networking

The Feed:
Google Smartens Up the Grid, Intel Has the Cash, Fairey Fights the AP, Marvel's On the Move, Calling All Entrepreneurs

Virtual Audience

What's Up with Japan? The Weirder Side of Japan

Attack This: Super Geek Valentine's Presents
World of Warcraft
Soulgeek.com
Thinkgeek Gifts
CAT 5 Wedding Rings

Fresh Ink! Blair Butler at Comic Con New York

DVDuesday:
My Name Is Bruce (Rent), Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season 2 (Buy), W. (Pass)

Who's Who on YouTube: Pomplamoose

Epic Fail: "Group Sake Bomb Failure"

Around the Net:
5) "Face Plant into Picnic Table"
4) "Big Sh*tty Slider Dub"
3) "Dramatic Cupcake Dog - Revelation"
2) "...MMA Punch-Out!! for Nintendo"
1) "The 51st Annual Grammy Awards"

Kevin's Ham Baby is Born LIVE!

Sneakerheads: Coraline Nike Dunks

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
Amazon Fires Up Kindle 2, Microsoft App Store, Ratner Directing Youngblood, Woz Shows His Moves

The Loop:
Amazon Unveils Kindle 2 (Featuring Dan Ackerman- Sr. Editor, cnet.com)

Asian Underground: Michelle Yo, Kung Fu Temptress

Gadget Pr0n:
Samsung MPB200 Projector (No rating - not currently available)

Attack This: Rich Bastard Relaxation
Custom Hunting Rifles
Leica M8.2 Safari
Bomb Shelter
Relaxation Pod

Olivia Munn Interview:
Thomas Dekker in studio for "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles"

Epic Fail: "Microphone Fail"

Around the Net:
5) "World's Most Powerful Nerf Gun"
4) "Starfish Hitler 01..." "Starfish Hitler 02..."
3) "Eagles Knows How to Eat Tortoises"
2) "Man Busted After Public Display..."
1) "Objectum Sexuality..."

Blog Watch: Best Toy Blogs
figurerealm.com, vinylpulse.com, toycarsmy.com

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
Google Updates the Phone Book, White Open Spaces, Facebook Access Denied, Caprica Comes Early for Fans, Men Like Games? WTF!!?

"Killzone 2" Segment

Robot News: The Gentler Side of Robots

Gadget Pr0n:
Nokia N96 Phone (3.5/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

All Hail MovieMan

Women of the Web: Internet Bad Girls Pics
3) Kat Demone
2) Violet
1) Veronica Van Sant

Epic Fail: "The Human Catapault Stunt"

Around the Net:
5) "BMX Front Flip Off Roof..."
4) "Oooooh Jay"
3) "Tree Lopper Loses Pants"
2) "Cookie Monster Rap vs. Jay Z..."
1) "My Long Hair in Action!"

WTF?! Pie Fetish

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
Four More Months for Analog, It's Wonderwall, After All, Cash & Credit for 'Hope', Violation or Virus, Gates Bugs Tedizens

In Your Pants: Obsessed with Girl on Girl?

Web Tools: Scrapplet is Web Design Made Easy Review

Gadget Pr0n:
Iomega Home Media Network Hard Drive (4/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

Attack This: Best Personal Tech
Exilim
GigaPan
Hub
Mod-Book

Kevin Pereira Interview:
Brian Baumgartner in studio for "The Office"

Around the Net:
5) "Snowball"
4) "Paul Blart - Nazi!"
3) "This Week in Public Comment..."
2) "The Video Guide to Successful Seduction..."
1) "Llama Attacks..."

Faxathon Live '09

The Feed:
Economy Hurts Tech Giant, Latitude Maps Your Friends, Possible Music Merger, The Sword of Kahless

The Loop:
Future Sex (Featuring Violet Blue- Columnist, sfgate.com)

"Push" Segment

Break Moments in De-Evolution:
"Fat Kid in Tree on Fire" (2/5), "College Fart Experiment" (4/5), "Butane Face Burn" (5/5) Rating System- People who think Europe is a country

Gadget Pr0n:
Sony DSC-G3 Digital Camera (3.5/5 AOTS Seal of Approval Rating)

Epic Fail: "Drive-Thru Garage Door"

Around the Net:
5) "Christian Bale Is Mad"
4) "Kevin Is Forty"
3) "...Songsmith Fed with Stock Charts"
2) "Sunset Promo with Mrs. Bobbie"
1) "David After Dentist"

Dr. Pangolin, Alternative Medicine Dentist

"Coraline" Segment

The Feed:
Motorola on the Razr's Edge, Apple Patent Secrets Unlocked?, Cracking the Apps, Super Fast Supercomputer, Salaam IBM!

Virtual Audience

Kings of Dot Comedy: Serious Lunch

Attack This: Sweet Weapons
Wall Radar
Pocket Grappling Hook
Smoke Grenades
Stun Baton

Go Hack Yourself

DVDuesday:
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Buy), His Name Was Jason (Rent), Hulk Vs. (Rent)

Epic Fail: "Excavator Ends Up Its Side"

This episode featured a special intro involving the Batman tirade.

Around the Net:
5) "Cycling Accident" - Women on Wheels
4) "...It's Not Lupus"
3) "My Dark Horse Is Horny"
2) "Charlie Celi Disses Hillary..."

The Great Pie Clean-up

*This first segment is repeated twice before Kevin & Olivia realize that it is Groundhog's Day.

The Feed with Layla Kayleigh:
Google Glitch Human Based, Apple Wants To Flash You, Upgrade For Streaming Netflix?, Black Freighter Will See Light, Jenny, Jenny, Who Can I Turn To?

Kevin Pereira Interview:
Sam Huntington in studio for "Fanboys"

1) "Cash4Gold.com"

Around the Net:
5) "Thrillbillies Double Wide"
4) "Will Arnett & Pepsi Refresh..."
3) "The Untitled Sal Lupo Project..."
2) "...Signs Warn of Zombies"
1) "Best Dog Food Commercial"

Kevin Eats Dog Food

Gadget Pr0n:
Digital Storm Online Gaming PC (88% Rating)

Kevin Pereira Interview:
Josh Harris & Ondi Timoner in studio for "We Live in Public"

Attack This: Movie Gadgets and a GPS
Navigation System
Portable DVD Player
Monty Python
TV and PS3

Women of the Web: NFL Cheerleader Pics
10) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
9) Kansas City Chiefs
8) Baltimore Ravens
7) San Diego Chargers
6) New England Patriots
5) Denver Broncos
4) Philadelphia Eagles
3) Houston Texans
2) Dallas Cowboys
1) Miami Dolphins

National Pie Week Final Total - 61,167 signatures

Olivia Munn Jumps Into a Giant Pie

This is the first episode of 2009 to not feature The Feed.