(The woodpecker walks toward a piano in the living room...)
Woodpecker: My, what a beautiful piano! And it's made of wood, too...
(arches eyebrows at camera, then strikes melodramatic pose)
No, I won't do it! I will FIGHT IT! I'll be strong! I WILL NOT DO IT!! (slight pause, then smiles) Lucky me... I lost!
(he devours the entire piano)
(After the woodpecker chops the ladder into nothing, Doggie Daddy is "standing" in mid-air, realizing his mistake... )
Doggie Daddy: Uh-oh! That was a WOODEN ladder!!!
(He falls to ground and crashes)
(The woodpecker sees what Doggie Daddy is using to climb the tree he's on... )
Woodpecker: (to audience) A wooden ladder? Boy, this guy is ASKING for it!