(The woodpecker walks toward a piano in the living room...)
Woodpecker: My, what a beautiful piano! And it's made of wood, too...
(arches eyebrows at camera, then strikes melodramatic pose)
No, I won't do it! I will FIGHT IT! I'll be strong! I WILL NOT DO IT!! (slight pause, then smiles) Lucky me... I lost!
(he devours the entire piano)