After an anonymous blogger targets Austin online, the gang tries to discover the blogger's identity and stop her from ruining Austin's career.
Ross Lynch |
Austin Moon |
Laura Marano |
Ally Dawson |
Raini Rodriguez |
Trish De La Rosa |
Calum Worthy |
Dez |
Lauren Boles |
Little Ally |
Guest Star |
Rachel Eggleston |
Little Tilly |
Guest Star |
Jim Hoffmaster |
Pirate Frank |
Guest Star |
Cole Sand |
Nelson |
Recurring Role |
"Aw, Nartz!"
Nelson says, "Aw, Nartz" in this episode when: he doesn't get his wish of a mustache by throwing a quarter in the mall fountain. (At the end of the episode, Nelson is seen with a mustache)
"Guess Who Got a Job at... "
Trish's job(s) in this episode: Pirate Frank's Fish Fry employee, Hall Monitor (in kindergarten flashback, the first time she got fired from a job).
Austin: This song was written by my partner, Ally. It's special to her because it made her realize she wanted to be a songwriter. And that makes it special to me, too.
(singing "The Butterfly Song")
I'm a little butterfly
Spread my colorful wings
Even though I'm small and frail
I can do most anything
Caterpillar in my cocoon
I'm gonna be a butterfly soon
I'm a little butterfly
I can soar through the sky
So glad I ended up like this
Thanks to metamorphosis
I'm a butterfly
I'm a butterfly
Yeah, I'm a butterfly
Tilly: Thanks everybody for coming out. You're about to hear two songs. One great one and one terrible one. I'm not going to say which is which. Here to sing the terrible song, Ally Dawson.
Tilly: I hate it when I admit things. I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
Trish: Yeah, yeah. You hate things. Join the club. Let's go, wackadoodle.
Austin: Now, I'm going to sing the best song ever written by a 5-year-old.
Tilly: The ladybug song?
Austin: The butterfly song.
Tilly: (shouting) No!!!
Ally: Look, Tilly. It was kindergarten. We were kids. Kinder is German for kids.
Dez: And garten is German for meatloaf. Kindergarten - meatloaf made of kids.
Trish: You're brain is made of meatloaf.
Ally: That was a special day for me. It was the first time I realized I wanted to be a songwriter.
Trish: It was a special day for me. It was the first time I got fired from a job. Apparently, a hall monitor can't charge kids to use the bathroom. Huh.
Austin: So how did you get all those videos of me?
Tilly: I was always around you. You just didn't realize because I'm a master of disguise.
(Tilly pulls out her cellphones and shows pictures)
Here's me as a cowboy. A biker. And here's my favorite.
Dez: That lady pushing the stroller doesn't look anything like you.
Tilly: I'm the baby. Wah! Wah! Burp me!
Ally: What's with your shoes?
Dez: I fried 'em. Delicious.
Ally: There's no eating shoes in the store.
Dez: There's no sign that says...
Ally: There shouldn't have to be a sign to not eat your shoes.
Ally: (Ally enters the practice room)
What's with the tent?
Austin: I'm living here until the mall concert so H8ter Girl can't get any more bad footage of me. It's got everything I need. Food, video games, a bathroom...
Ally: That's a closet.
Austin: Oh. Might not wanna go in there for a while.
Austin: We gotta find out who Hater Girl is. I'm performing at the mall this weekend and I can't have all this bad publicity.
Ally: Oh, I've got it! She's filming you doing embarrassing stuff, so don't do anything embarrassing.
(Austin smiles in agreement revealing broccoli in his teeth)
You have broccoli in your teeth again.
Austin: (Austin picks the broccoli from his teeth)
How does this keep happening? I don't even eat broccoli.
Austin: (after viewing a video online of himself eating a pants sundae) I can't believe this is on the internet. I thought I was alone.
Ally: Austin, you know there's no eating in the store. (points to sign that says, "No Eating") And there's definitely no eating off your pants.
Austin: There's no sign for that.
Ally: There shouldn't have to be a sign to not eat off your pants.
First appearance in the series of Jim Hoffmaster as Pirate Frank in this episode.
Featured Music: "The Butterfly Song"
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