Austin & Ally Season 1 Episode 9

Ally: Wow, you're really good with electronics.
Dez: What can I say? It's in my genes.
Ally: Oh, so your parents are good with electronics, too?
Dez: What? Oh, no, I keep this instruction manual in my jeans.
Ally: You're not wearing jeans.
Dez: Oh right, 'cause you're the jeans expert.

Dez: I'll have you know I'm a skilled hypnotist. I've had extensive training in the mystical arts.
Austin: He spent a week at a hypnotism camp in the mall parking lot
Dez: I thought were were in Hawaii.
Austin: You were hypnotized to think that. It's a really good camp.

Ally: I can't perform with my stage fright.
Austin: Don't worry. I just found a cure for stage fright on the internet. Close your eyes and imagine you're in a peaceful meadow. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, everything is calm.
(Ally closes her eyes and Austin sneaks up behind her)
Boo!!
Ally: (Ally gasps and drops her ice cream)
Austin! That's the cure for hiccups.
Austin: Oh, you're right. Sorry. But you don't have the hiccups now, do ya?

Austin: Hey, that song sounded great. But the lyrics are a little girly.
Ally: Well, that's great, because the lyrics are for me, and I'm a girly.

Ally: Austin, this is huge. Miami Mack is the most popular deejay in Florida.
Austin: I'm surprised you know who he is. I thought you only listened to dorky books on tape.
Ally: What?! All the cool kids listen to Miami Mack in the morning.
Austin: He's on in the afternoon.
Ally: Uh, morning is what the cool kids call the afternoon.