"Guess Who Got a Job at... "
Trish's job(s) in this episode:Yo-Yo Cart employee, Dry-Cleaner's employee
Featured Music: "A Billion Hits"
Trish: Uh, guys...
(Trish holds Facepuncher's jacket)
Dez: Wait, the jacket looks different.
Trish: Yeah, 'cause it shrunk and it's pink!
Dez: No, that's not it.
Trish: Here's the deal: an hour from now, Austin is going to perform a concert in the store. I've pre-sold a hundred tickets at sick bucks a piece. Here's 500 bucks.
Ally: That should be 600.
Trish: What? I needed a new purse to carry all the money in.
Ally: Well, this is great. Now we can fix the window.
Austin: Seriously? A hundred people bought tickets to see me.
Trish: Yep, seven bucks a piece.
Ally: You said six.
Trish: So what? I'm going to get a new purse and not get new shoes to match? Come on.
Trish: How could you lose a kangaroo?!
Dez: Well, I was attaching a camera to its pouch when I accidentally stepped on his tail and woke him up from a deep, dark sleep. And then for no reason, he just freaked out.
Facepuncher: I'm here for my jacket.
Ally: Uh, you're Facepuncher? You don't look like a face puncher. You look like a hand holder or hug giver.
(Ally moves in to hug Facepuncher)
Facepuncher: (growls loudly)
Ally: No hug.
Austin: If you wouldn't have taken a whole month to write a new song maybe people wouldn't think I'm the dog food guy.
Ally: Hang on. Are you actually blaming me because you think you're not as popular as you used to be?
Austin: No, of course not. I'm just saying that maybe if you'd written the song faster, then we'd have... You know what? Now that I'm saying this out loud, I think that is what I was saying.
Ally: Oh, he is so cute. Oh, I just stepped in kangaroo poop.
Dez: Whoa, whoa, not so fast. You don't know that was the kangaroo. Trish was in here earlier.
Trish: I will smack those freckles right off your face.
Ally: My handwriting was only sloppy because everyone was rushing me. I went to calligraphy camp!
Austin: Book club, calligraphy camp. Now you're just making stuff up.
Austin: Wait, what does the jacket have to do with the music video?
Trish: It's a line in Ally's song. "My jacket's in the lost and found."
Ally: "My jacket?" It says, "I like it." The line is, "I like it when you hang around."
Dez: "Hang around?" I thought it said, "kangaroo." (Dez singing)
I like it when you kangaroo.
Ally: Why would I write, "I like it when you kangaroo?"
Dez: Look, nobody's accusing you of writing good lyrics.
Trish: Guess who got a job at the dry-cleaners?
Ally: What happened to your job at the yo-yo cart?
Trish: It's a long, complicated story.
Ally: You got fired.
Trish: Huh, I guess it's not that long or complicated.
Trish: So, Ally, have you finished writing Austin's new song?
Ally: It's, it's almost done. I've just been really busy lately. I've got work, school, book club. I have to read this by tomorrow.
(Ally pulls out a very thick book)
Austin: Tomorrow of what year?
Featured Music: "A Billion Hits"
Ross Lynch, who plays Austin, also plays Ralphie Hayes, the guy in the dog food commercial.
Even though this is the second episode of the series, Disney Channel promoted this episode as the official series premiere.
This is the first episode of the series to premiere at the series' normal time of Sunday at 8:00pm (ET).