Austin & Ally

Season 1 Episode 2

Kangaroos & Chaos

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 04, 2011 on Disney Channel



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Trish: Uh, guys...
      (Trish holds Facepuncher's jacket)
      Dez: Wait, the jacket looks different.
      Trish: Yeah, 'cause it shrunk and it's pink!
      Dez: No, that's not it.

    • Trish: Here's the deal: an hour from now, Austin is going to perform a concert in the store. I've pre-sold a hundred tickets at sick bucks a piece. Here's 500 bucks.
      Ally: That should be 600.
      Trish: What? I needed a new purse to carry all the money in.
      Ally: Well, this is great. Now we can fix the window.
      Austin: Seriously? A hundred people bought tickets to see me.
      Trish: Yep, seven bucks a piece.
      Ally: You said six.
      Trish: So what? I'm going to get a new purse and not get new shoes to match? Come on.

    • Trish: How could you lose a kangaroo?!
      Dez: Well, I was attaching a camera to its pouch when I accidentally stepped on his tail and woke him up from a deep, dark sleep. And then for no reason, he just freaked out.

    • Facepuncher: I'm here for my jacket.
      Ally: Uh, you're Facepuncher? You don't look like a face puncher. You look like a hand holder or hug giver.
      (Ally moves in to hug Facepuncher)
      Facepuncher: (growls loudly)
      Ally: No hug.

    • Austin: If you wouldn't have taken a whole month to write a new song maybe people wouldn't think I'm the dog food guy.
      Ally: Hang on. Are you actually blaming me because you think you're not as popular as you used to be?
      Austin: No, of course not. I'm just saying that maybe if you'd written the song faster, then we'd have... You know what? Now that I'm saying this out loud, I think that is what I was saying.

    • Ally: Oh, he is so cute. Oh, I just stepped in kangaroo poop.
      Dez: Whoa, whoa, not so fast. You don't know that was the kangaroo. Trish was in here earlier.
      Trish: I will smack those freckles right off your face.

    • Ally: My handwriting was only sloppy because everyone was rushing me. I went to calligraphy camp!
      Austin: Book club, calligraphy camp. Now you're just making stuff up.

    • Austin: Wait, what does the jacket have to do with the music video?
      Trish: It's a line in Ally's song. "My jacket's in the lost and found."
      Ally: "My jacket?" It says, "I like it." The line is, "I like it when you hang around."
      Dez: "Hang around?" I thought it said, "kangaroo." (Dez singing)
      I like it when you kangaroo.
      Ally: Why would I write, "I like it when you kangaroo?"
      Dez: Look, nobody's accusing you of writing good lyrics.

    • Trish: Guess who got a job at the dry-cleaners?
      Ally: What happened to your job at the yo-yo cart?
      Trish: It's a long, complicated story.
      Ally: You got fired.
      Trish: Huh, I guess it's not that long or complicated.

    • Trish: So, Ally, have you finished writing Austin's new song?
      Ally: It's, it's almost done. I've just been really busy lately. I've got work, school, book club. I have to read this by tomorrow.
      (Ally pulls out a very thick book)
      Austin: Tomorrow of what year?

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