Austin & Ally Season 1 Episode 1

Austin: I want you to be my parnter.
Ally: Spend more time with you?
Austin: You're a songwriter with stage fright; I'm a singer who loves being on stage. We're a perfect match. What do you say?
Ally: We're partners.

Austin: Imagine you come home and your living room is just full of cheerleaders.
Ally: Uh, that's not really my idea of fun.
Austin: Okay, pretend you're on stage performing...
Ally: Oh, no way. I have horrible stage fright.
Austin: Then imagine you're on the beach.
Ally: Ugh, sand's getting everywhere. Ew, is that guy really wearing a thong?
Austin: Okay, forget the beach! What do you like?
Ally: I like pickles.
Austin: Great. Pretend you're eating a pickle.
Ally: There's no eating in the store.
Austin: All right!

Austin: What do you got?
Ally: Okay, um... "The tears of your heart cry..."
Austin: Too depressing.
Ally: Okay. Uh. "The midnight sadness..."
Austin: That's even more too depressing. This song should be fun, like a splash of sunshine. You're like a drizzle of darkness.

Austin: Who am I kidding? My dad always said music was a waste of time. He said I had a bazillion to one chance of making it.
Ally: That's exactly what my dad said to me.
Dez: Do you know what my dad said to me? "Dez, stop texting the dog!"

Ally: (to Austin)
Okay, uh, how about this.
(singing)
I'm not helping you with your song, get out of my store.
Dez: That doesn't rhyme.
Ally: (singing) There's the door.
Dez: That's better.

Ally: Okay, the only thing standing between us and telling the world the truth about Austin is that guard. The trick is to act like you're supposed to be here. You gotta exude confidence.
Security Guard: Can I help you ladies?
Ally: No! (nervously)
Yes, we're looking for the kitchen. Or bathroom! We're friends with Bernie. Or Lulu?

Ally: I wrote that song and you have to tell everybody the truth.
Austin: I can't! Do you know how embarrassing that would be for me? Consider my feelings. Are you really that selfish?

Entertain Me Tonight Host: It all started with a homemade video and a catchy song. Two million hits later, Austin Moon is a genuine overnight internet sensation.
Austin: It wasn't exactly overnight. It was more like over... two nights.

Ally: Where did you hear that song?
Trish: It's all over the Internet.
Ally: The Internet?
Trish: Uh, that place people go on their computers to look at stuff and shop.

Ally: What about your job at Cupcake City?
Trish: Apparently being a horrible employee is grounds for termination. Isn't that shocking?
(Trish shocks Ally)
Magic shock finger.
Ooh, I'd better go. I started my five-minute break two hours ago.

Austin: Here's the thing about the instruments...
Ally: You don't have any money.
Austin: What if I pay you back when I get rich and famous?
Ally: Great! Just have your butler fly over on your private jet and drop off a sack of shiny gold coins.
Austin: Really?
Ally: No.

Lester: Guess who found 37 more cents.
Ally: Dad, stop taking money out of the mall fountain. Those are people's wishes.
Lester: Well, my wish came true. I found 37 more cents.
Ally: Well, speaking of wishes. Dad, is there any way I could put a piano upstairs in my practice room? The one I'm using is older than the lady I'm dating Sunday. Long story.