Austin & Ally Season 1 Episode 3

Ally: We should write something totally different for you to play on "South Beach Sound." What about a love song?
Austin: What about a "like" song?
Ally: Come on, I've already got a bunch of it figured out.
(singing) Love love love.
Austin: (singing) Like like LIKE
Ally: (singing) It's a special kind of feeling
Austin: (singing) But not always so appealing
Ally: (singing) All you want is to get close
Austin: (singing) But too close is kinda gross
Ally: (singing) Got to go for what you want
Austin: But just keeping things on a friendly level is also a good option if you want things to stay the same

Trish: Oh, I have an idea. Why don't we retrace your steps from today, and maybe we'll figure out where you left your book.
Ally: Okay. I got here early so I wrote in my book on the bench next to the cellphone accessory cart. Then I went to work, and on my break I took a walk past the cellphone accessory cart. Then I went...
Trish: Wait. Why do you keep talking about the cellphone accessory cart?
Ally: I'm not. I didn't. Why? Did the cute guy who works there ask about me?
Trish: No way! You have a crush on the cellphone accessory cart guy. That's what you wrote in your book, isn't it?
Ally: Whaat?! The cellphone guy. That's crazy. Why would I...? Holy unlimited texting! He is so cute.

Austin: I can't believe Ally has a crush one me.
Dez: I can't believe I ate all that jelly.
Austin: Ally's awesome, but I just don't feel that way about her. We're two different people. She likes pickles. I like pancakes. She likes reading books. I like having fun. I'm cool and collected and she chews her hair when she gets nervous.

Dez: Found it.
Austin: Wow, your nose is amazing.
Dez: No, I didn't smell the book. I just remembered I used it as a roof for my gingerbread house.
Austin: Why do you have a gingerbread house?
Dez: What, you want my gingerbread man to live on the street?
Austin: No, I want him to live in my belly.
(takes a bite of gingerbread man)
Dez: Carlos!

Austin: What are you doing?
Dez: Using my superhuman sense of smell to find Ally's book.
Austin: You have a superhuman sense of smell? What food am I thinking of?
Dez: (smells Austin's head)
Cherry pie.
(Austin looks at him)
A la mode.
Austin: Wow.

Ally: You guys look for my book here while Trish and I check the Lost and Found. I have to find it before someone reads it. Some of the things I wrote in there are super personal and embarrassing.
Austin: Like how you have an imaginary friend named Miss Pennyworth you talk to when you're stressed?
(Dez snickers)
Ally: How do you know about Miss Pennyworth? I've only ever told one person that secret.
(looks at Trish)
Trish: Well, obviously Miss Pennyworth has been blabbing about ya all over town.

Ally: (finds sandwich in a tuba)
What kind of disgusting person puts food in a tuba?
Dez: Oh, my sandwich. Lost this a month ago.
(takes a bite of sandwich)
Austin: Dude, that's just wrong. At least share.