Austin and Dez find and read Ally's songbook and mistakenly believe that Ally's secret crush is Austin. When Ally and Trish discover the truth, they plan to teach Austin a lesson.
Dez's Random Food: different jellies from his backpack
"Guess Who Got a Job at... "
Trish's job(s) in this episode: Make-up Kiosk employee, Lost and Found former employee, Austin's conscience.
Interviewer: Okay, Austin, I have one last question for you. Why'd you read Ally's book?
Ally: You know, my private book that I told you a million times not to touch. Why'd you read it?
Austin: I... we... wait, is this a... ?
Ally: ...fake interview for making you look stupid for reading my book? Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
high fives Trish Whoo!
Trish: The camera crew was my idea. I'm really good at revenge. If there was a Revenge Store, I'd never get fired.
Ally: We should write something totally different for you to play on "South Beach Sound." What about a love song?
Austin: What about a "like" song?
Ally: Come on, I've already got a bunch of it figured out.
(singing) Love love love.
Austin: (singing) Like like LIKE
Ally: (singing) It's a special kind of feeling
Austin: (singing) But not always so appealing
Ally: (singing) All you want is to get close
Austin: (singing) But too close is kinda gross
Ally: (singing) Got to go for what you want
Austin: But just keeping things on a friendly level is also a good option if you want things to stay the same
Trish: Oh, I have an idea. Why don't we retrace your steps from today, and maybe we'll figure out where you left your book.
Ally: Okay. I got here early so I wrote in my book on the bench next to the cellphone accessory cart. Then I went to work, and on my break I took a walk past the cellphone accessory cart. Then I went...
Trish: Wait. Why do you keep talking about the cellphone accessory cart?
Ally: I'm not. I didn't. Why? Did the cute guy who works there ask about me?
Trish: No way! You have a crush on the cellphone accessory cart guy. That's what you wrote in your book, isn't it?
Ally: Whaat?! The cellphone guy. That's crazy. Why would I...? Holy unlimited texting! He is so cute.
Austin: I can't believe Ally has a crush one me.
Dez: I can't believe I ate all that jelly.
Austin: Ally's awesome, but I just don't feel that way about her. We're two different people. She likes pickles. I like pancakes. She likes reading books. I like having fun. I'm cool and collected and she chews her hair when she gets nervous.
Dez: Found it.
Austin: Wow, your nose is amazing.
Dez: No, I didn't smell the book. I just remembered I used it as a roof for my gingerbread house.
Austin: Why do you have a gingerbread house?
Dez: What, you want my gingerbread man to live on the street?
Austin: No, I want him to live in my belly.
(takes a bite of gingerbread man)
Austin: What are you doing?
Dez: Using my superhuman sense of smell to find Ally's book.
Austin: You have a superhuman sense of smell? What food am I thinking of?
Dez: (smells Austin's head)
(Austin looks at him)
A la mode.
Ally: You guys look for my book here while Trish and I check the Lost and Found. I have to find it before someone reads it. Some of the things I wrote in there are super personal and embarrassing.
Austin: Like how you have an imaginary friend named Miss Pennyworth you talk to when you're stressed?
Ally: How do you know about Miss Pennyworth? I've only ever told one person that secret.
(looks at Trish)
Trish: Well, obviously Miss Pennyworth has been blabbing about ya all over town.
Ally: (finds sandwich in a tuba)
What kind of disgusting person puts food in a tuba?
Dez: Oh, my sandwich. Lost this a month ago.
(takes a bite of sandwich)
Austin: Dude, that's just wrong. At least share.
Trish: Anyhow, they're coming to film Austin here at the mall tomorrow. I told 'em you would write a new song.
Austin: Tomorrow? That's not enough time.
Trish: Hey, if I could get fired from three jobs in one day, I'm pretty sure you could write one song. Lazy!
First appearance on the series inthisepisode of Nelson (played by Cole Sand), the young kid to whom Ally gives music lessons.
Featured Music: "Not a Love Song"
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