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    Xiaolincrzy

    [1]Oct 24, 2006
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    Sakka; or the time i go two fish hooks in my thumb.

    Aang; two?

    Katara; he tryed to get the first fish hook out with a second fish hook

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    mithrandir11

    [2]Oct 24, 2006
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    Music drowns out Ty Lee: Hmm, what about all those muscley guys down there?
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    KilalaRose

    [3]Oct 24, 2006
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    Sokka: (after licking some of that stuff off a cave wall) Oh, I feel woozy.

    Katara: You've been hallucinating off of cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find on the wall!?

    Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

     (My quotes aren't going to be word for word)

    Edited on 10/24/2006 2:14pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Tessa-san

    [4]Oct 24, 2006
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    Sokka: It's a giant mushroom!! Maybe it's friendly!
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    danaisawesome

    [5]Oct 24, 2006
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    Aang:Appa after seeing a Appa Shaped Cloud By the Moon

    Sokka:Appa?Why Would Princess Yue need him? She`s the Moon She Flies by her self Sokka:Wait This was in my dream we shouldn`t go to the market.
    Katara: why what Happend in your dream Sokka FOOD EATS PEOPLE (pointing at momo)an you said so very mean things Sokka:who lit Toph on fire

    SokkaWhile He Katara Are in fight) I`ve kissed a girl you just have`nt met her
    Katara: Who Gran-gran I`ve met Gran-Gran

    Katara: You have an elbow leech.
    Sokka: Where?
    Katara: Where do you think?
    Sokka: Why do things keep attaching to me?
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    AvatarLover14

    [6]Oct 24, 2006
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    Customs Lady: So, Mr. Lee, and Mr.… umm Mushy is it?
    Iroh: It’s pronounced Moo-shee.
    Customs Lady:You telling me how to do my job?
    Iroh: (stepping closer) Uh, no no no. (speaking charmingly) But may I just say that you’re like a flower in bloom, your beauty intoxicating.
    Customs Lady: (smiling and obviously charmed) You’re pretty easy on the eyes yourself handsome. (makes cat-claw gesture) Raorrr. Welcome to Ba Sing se. (stamps their papers and pushes them forward.)
    Zuko: I’m gonna forget I saw that.

    Haha poor zuko he must be embarasses

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    WiseIroh

    [7]Oct 24, 2006
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    my best ones yet are....

    Iroh (chucklin) prince zuko youre never going to belive this...... (reaches through sleeve) the lotus tile was under my sleeve the whole time (big ass smile for a couple of seconds)

    Zuko ( gets the tile and tosses it and it hits a pirate)

    and....

    after jin gets hit with the tounge and iroh falls with her...

    Zuko: the tounge didnt hit you!

    Iroh: Shhhh.

    classic

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    lykzomgitzemily

    [8]Oct 24, 2006
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    Toph (raises her finger up mocking Joo Dee): One does not just POP in on the earth king!

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    Spike815

    [9]Oct 24, 2006
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    #1 Aang: No I'm saying I'd rather kiss you then die! Thats a complement!

    #2 Hippie Guy: No one react to what I'm about to say... but I think that kid might be the Avatar!

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    KilalaRose

    [10]Oct 24, 2006
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    I love this quote:

    Katara: The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear!

    Aang: You mean Platypus-bear?

    Katara: No, it just says bear...

    Sokka: Certainly, you mean his pet skunk-bear.

    Toph: Or his armadillo-bear.

    Aang: Gopher-bear?

    Katara: Just... bear...

    (Moment of silence)

    Toph: This place is weird.

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    someone198

    [11]Oct 24, 2006
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    From The Library-
    Wan Shi Tong: Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!
    Sokka: (falls from the ceiling and knocks him out) That's called "Sokka Style." Learn it!

    From CoWaS-
    Katara: I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
    Sokka: Hey, don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant exploding Fire Nation spoon, or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
    Toph: You been hitting the cactus juice again?

    From The Blind Bandit-
    The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.
    Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
    pause
    The Boulder: The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!
    Toph: Whenever you're ready- The Pebble!

    The ultimate, though, from CoWaS-
    Iroh: Would you like a pot of tea?
    Zuko: We've been working in a tea shop all day. I'm sick of tea!
    Iroh: Sick of tea?! That's like being sick of breathing!

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    ZukoFan

    [12]Oct 24, 2006
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    [Probably not right-on with the wording] The Boy In The Ice Berg::
    Katara: Have ever SMELLED your dirty socks?! Let me tell you - NOT PLEASANT! The Waterbending Scroll::
    Katara: I'm so sorry, Aang. This is all my fault.
    Aang: No, Katara, it's not.
    Iroh: Actually... it kind of is. The King of Omashu::
    Aang: Name's Bonzu Pipinpadeloxicopolis... the Third!

    Sokka: I got it!
    Aang: ..Yeah??
    Sokka: He's an earthbender, right? ROCKY! You know... because of all the rocks!
    Katara: We're gonna keep trying, but that is a good back-up!
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    Falcondude123

    [13]Oct 24, 2006
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    Zuko-(kicks admiral zhou's (then commander zhou) butt in a duel in third ever episode)

    Zhou-(tries a cheap shot)

    Iroh-(Stops Zhou and throws him to the ground)

    Zuko-Eeer!(tries to get at Zhou)

    Iroh-(holds Zuko back)No prince Zuko! Do not taint your victory. (Turns to Zhou on ground) So, this is how the great commander Zhou acts in defeat....disgraceful. Even in exhile, my nephew is more honorable than you.

    Zuko-(looks at iroh surprised)

    Iroh- (to Zhou) thanks again for the tea. It was delicious!

    Zuko-(As the two are walking away)did you really mean that uncle?

    Iroh- Of course! I told you zin tang tea was my favorite!

    CLASSIC BABY!

    Edited on 10/24/2006 7:45pm
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    ZBixby

    [14]Oct 24, 2006
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    From Bitter Work-

    Aang: This whole Earthbending thing really has me confused; There's so much pressure. Everyone expects me to get it right away. It puts me in a really awkward position.
    Sokka (While stuck in the hole): Awkward position, I think I know the feeling.

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    ISpeakTheTruth

    [15]Oct 24, 2006
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    Zuko: I know what you're going to say. She's my sister and I should try to get along with her.

    Iroh: No, she's crazy and needs to go down.

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    whiteforest

    [16]Oct 25, 2006
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    Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
    Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
    (Nod to each other)
    Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.

    Teashop owner: You certainly look like official tea servers. How do you feel?
    Zuko: Ridiculous.
    Iroh: (Straining to tie an apron around his large belly) Uh, Does this possibly come in a larger size?
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    blitzwing17

    [17]Oct 25, 2006
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    Iroh: "Prince Zuko, pride is not the opposite of shame; but it's source. True humility is the only antidote to shame."

    From 209, Bitterwork
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    KilalaRose

    [18]Oct 25, 2006
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    Cabbage Merchant: (screaming) Off with their heads! One for each head of cabbage!

    King Bumi: So tell me, young bald one, where are you from?
    Aang: I'm from...Kangaroo Island.
    King Bumi: Kangaroo Island, eh? I hear that place is really hopping....
    (random cough and then Sokka starts laughing hysterically)

    Iroh: (looking at ruby-eyed monkey statue) Oh! That is handsome! Wouldn't it look magnificent in the galley?

    Aang: Wait! Stop thawing! My friends need to suck on you!

    Aang: You're insane aren't you?
    Herb Lady: That's right.

    Aang: That's how Sokka started yesterday! Now look at him! He thinks he's an Earthbender!
    Sokka: (waving arms around) Take that you rock!

    Sokka: You know what I love about Appa the most? His sense of humor.
    Katara: That's nice. I'll tell him.
    (Appa makes his growling sound)
    Sokka: (laughs) Classic Appa.
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    jaketg

    [19]Oct 25, 2006
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    Cabbage Merchant in Omashu:MY CABBAGES!!!

    Cabbage Merchant in Earth town:MY CABBAGES!!! this place is worse than Omashu

    Sucurity lady: No Cabbages One Cabbage Bug Could Ruin BA SING SAS Entire Ecosystem SECURITY! Pladipus Bear:RRRRROOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!(eats Cabbages) Cabbage Merchant:NOOOOOOOOO(goes on knees)MY CABBAGES

    Cabbage Merchant in Ba Sing Sa while rabbaroo eats cabbages: NOOOOO MY...(rabbaroo bites eats a cabbage)O Forget It

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    AngelTails2

    [20]Oct 26, 2006
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    From: The City of Walls and Secrets

    Aang: Hello, King Momo of the Momo Dynasty, your momoness.

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