Sakka; or the time i go two fish hooks in my thumb.
Katara; he tryed to get the first fish hook out with a second fish hook
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Sokka: (after licking some of that stuff off a cave wall) Oh, I feel woozy.
Katara: You've been hallucinating off of cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find on the wall!?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.
(My quotes aren't going to be word for word)
Customs Lady: So, Mr. Lee, and Mr.… umm Mushy is it?
Iroh: It’s pronounced Moo-shee.
Customs Lady:You telling me how to do my job?
Iroh: (stepping closer) Uh, no no no. (speaking charmingly) But may I just say that you’re like a flower in bloom, your beauty intoxicating.
Customs Lady: (smiling and obviously charmed) You’re pretty easy on the eyes yourself handsome. (makes cat-claw gesture) Raorrr. Welcome to Ba Sing se. (stamps their papers and pushes them forward.)
Zuko: I’m gonna forget I saw that.
Haha poor zuko he must be embarasses
my best ones yet are....
Iroh (chucklin) prince zuko youre never going to belive this...... (reaches through sleeve) the lotus tile was under my sleeve the whole time (big ass smile for a couple of seconds)
Zuko ( gets the tile and tosses it and it hits a pirate)
after jin gets hit with the tounge and iroh falls with her...
Zuko: the tounge didnt hit you!
I love this quote:
Katara: The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear!
Aang: You mean Platypus-bear?
Katara: No, it just says bear...
Sokka: Certainly, you mean his pet skunk-bear.
Toph: Or his armadillo-bear.
Katara: Just... bear...
(Moment of silence)
Toph: This place is weird.
From The Library-
Wan Shi Tong: Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!
Sokka: (falls from the ceiling and knocks him out) That's called "Sokka Style." Learn it!
Katara: I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
Sokka: Hey, don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant exploding Fire Nation spoon, or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
Toph: You been hitting the cactus juice again?
From The Blind Bandit-
The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.
Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
The Boulder: The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!
Toph: Whenever you're ready- The Pebble!
The ultimate, though, from CoWaS-
Iroh: Would you like a pot of tea?
Zuko: We've been working in a tea shop all day. I'm sick of tea!
Iroh: Sick of tea?! That's like being sick of breathing!
Zuko-(kicks admiral zhou's (then commander zhou) butt in a duel in third ever episode)
Zhou-(tries a cheap shot)
Iroh-(Stops Zhou and throws him to the ground)
Zuko-Eeer!(tries to get at Zhou)
Iroh-(holds Zuko back)No prince Zuko! Do not taint your victory. (Turns to Zhou on ground) So, this is how the great commander Zhou acts in defeat....disgraceful. Even in exhile, my nephew is more honorable than you.
Zuko-(looks at iroh surprised)
Iroh- (to Zhou) thanks again for the tea. It was delicious!
Zuko-(As the two are walking away)did you really mean that uncle?
Iroh- Of course! I told you zin tang tea was my favorite!
From Bitter Work-
Aang: This whole Earthbending thing really has me confused; There's so much pressure. Everyone expects me to get it right away. It puts me in a really awkward position.
Sokka (While stuck in the hole): Awkward position, I think I know the feeling.
Cabbage Merchant in Omashu:MY CABBAGES!!!
Cabbage Merchant in Earth town:MY CABBAGES!!! this place is worse than Omashu
Sucurity lady: No Cabbages One Cabbage Bug Could Ruin BA SING SAS Entire Ecosystem SECURITY! Pladipus Bear:RRRRROOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!(eats Cabbages) Cabbage Merchant:NOOOOOOOOO(goes on knees)MY CABBAGES
Cabbage Merchant in Ba Sing Sa while rabbaroo eats cabbages: NOOOOO MY...(rabbaroo bites eats a cabbage)O Forget It