Avatar: The Last Airbender

Mugger: This is so great! No one has ever believed in me. Iroh: While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing.

Zuko: Uncle, we have a problem. One of the customers is on to us. Don't look now, but there is a girl over there at the corner table. She knows we're fire nation. Didn't I say don't look! Iroh: You're right, Zuko. I've seen that girl in here quite a lot. Seems to me she has quite a little crush on you.

Katara: You know what we need? (Excitedly) A girl's day out! Toph (Unhappily): ...Do I have to?

Toph (resignedly): The Fancy Lady Day Spa? Sounds like my kinda place. Katara: Are you ready for some serious pampering? Toph: Sure, Katara. Whatever you say.

Iroh: It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur. And to seek to restore honor. Angry Man (goes to window): When I'm through with you kids, the window won't be the only thing that's broken! Iroh: But not this time. Run!

Girl 1: Nice makeup. Toph: Thanks. Girl 1: For a clown. (starts laughing with the other girls.) Katara: Come on Toph, don't worry about them. Girl 2: I think she looks cute, like that time you put a sweater on your pet poodle monkey. (they all start to laugh again) Katara: Come on Toph. Toph: No no, that was a good one. Like your poodle monkey! Ha! You know what else is a good one?(Earthbends a hole in the bridge under the girls.) Katara: Now that was funny. (Waterbends the water away with the girls)

Zookeeper: Then again, you should stick to saving people.

Zuko: You have quite an appetite for a girl. (twiddles fingers nervously) Jin: Um... thanks.

Katara (to Toph): I know you don't really care about these things, but I think you're really pretty. Toph: Thanks. I'd return the compliment, but I have no idea what you look like.

Sokka: I am so sorry. Something struck me in the rear. I just wound up... here.

Cabbage Merchant: My caaabaa... Oh forget it. (Walks away)

Pretty Student: Through all the long night, winter moon glows with bright love: sleet, her silver tears.

Sokka (sighs) Ah, poetry. (Gets kicked by bird-horse, and all the students gasp) I am so sorry! Something struck me in the rear. I just wound up... here? (Students laugh)

Teacher: Five, seven, then five... syllables mark a haiku, remarkable oaf.

Sokka: They call me Sokka That is, in the Water Tribe I am not an Oaf! (Counts on his fingers)

(Students laugh)

Teacher: Chittering Monkey, in the spring he climbs treetops and thinks himself tall.(Students "Ooooh")

Sokka: You think you're so smart with your fancy little words, this is not so hard.(Students "Ooooh" louder)

Teacher: Whole seasons are spent mastering the form, the style, none calls it easy.

Sokka: I calls it easy! Like I paddle my canoe, I'll paddle yours too! (paddles his bottom, studentslaugh)

Teacher: There's nuts and there's fruits, in fall the clinging plum drops, always to be squashed. (Drops and squishes the plum)

Sokka: Squish squash! Sling that slang! I'm always right back at ya, like my... boomerang! (pulls out boomerang) (Teacher leaves, students laugh, hip-hopish beat starts playing) That's right I'm Sokka! It's pronounced with an "Okka" Yeah ladies, I rock ya! (girls stop clapping, and he counts the 6 syllables)

Muscle Guy: Ah, That's one too many syllables there, bub. (Throws Sokka out)

Sokka: ...Poetry.

Zuko: We were, uh, part of this... traveling circus... Jin: Really? What did you do? Wait, let me guess... (snapping her fingers with enthusiastic conviction) You juggled! Zuko (throwing her an unimpressed, slightly-raised-eyebrowed look): Yes... I juggled.

Katara: Oh Toph, you got a little dirt on your... well, everywhere. Toph: You call it dirt. I prefer to think of it as a healthy coating of earth.

Jin: Look at you! You look so cute! (runs a hand through Zuko's hair and proceeds to ruffle it up) Zuko: It took my Uncle ten minutes to do my hair!