Luzelle: I found a box of soap flakes.
Ray: And I found this can of oil.
Luzelle: What can I make with this?
Ray: Why don't you make one of your famous salads?
Luzelle: You don't have to worry about eating. You could live off the fat between your ears.
Ray: Listen, Luzelle. I saw this movie where these two people were stuck in the cold and had no food to eat and managed to stay warm.......they spent the night together.
Luzelle: Where did you see this movie? In a pussycat theater?
Ray enters as Luzelle is changing a light bulb.
Ray: It'll never work, Luzelle.
Luzelle: (muffled with bulb in her mouth) What?
Ray: You'll never fit a 40 watt bulb into a 100 watt mouth.