Babylon 5

G'Kar: (To Tu'Pari after he had been framed by G'Kar and Na'Toth) With luck, they may never find you, but if they do, you will know pain.. Na'Toth: ..and you will know fear.. G'Kar: ..and then you will die. Have a pleasant flight.

G'Kar: That hurt. Na'Toth: Ambassador, it was the only way to disable the pain-givers. I had to hit them as hard as possible, as often as possible and still make it appear as though I were beating you into another incarnation. G'Kar: And you didn't enjoy it in the least. Na'Toth: I didn't say that.

Tu'Pari: The pain must be overwhelming. Why hold it in? Cry out, Ambassador. With luck, someone will hear you. G'Kar: I would die before giving you that satisfaction.

Tu'Pari: My orders are quite specific. You are to know pain. You are to know fear. And then you are to die at the required hour. I confess I'll be happy when this assignment is finished. Delaying the target's suspicions can be so time-consuming.

Garibaldi: Just trying to get your story down, Ambassador. G'Kar: It's not my story, it's the truth!

Sakai: I usually think about you in summer. Sinclair: I think about you in the fall. Sakai: We never could agree on anything.

Sakai: The other half of the dance goes something like this: We meet, renew acquaintances, talk about old times at the academy, you ask about my aunt, I ask about your brother, we lie about not missing each other and we end up in bed together. And then you leave. Sinclair: Or you leave. Last time it was you. Sakai: No it wasn't. Sinclair: Yes it was. Sakai: No. .. Was it? .. You're right, last time it was me. Oh god, who can keep it all straight anymore.

Sakai: Is this a breach of protocol? Sinclair: I'm off duty. Sakai: I thought you are never off duty. Sinclair: Maybe you didn't know me as well as you think.

Delenn: You will not use my title Satai. You will address me only as Delenn. Do you understand? Lennier: No, but understanding is not required, only obedience.

G'Kar: I fight my own battles! I survived our war of independence, five years on the council and two prior assassination attempts. I can survive this.

G'Kar: What would you say if I told you that councilor Du'Rog hired someone to kill me? Someone close to me. Na'Toth: Ambassador, with all due respect, if it were me, you wouldn't be here for us to have this conversation.

Londo: (To Delenn) Did I ever tell you that you are very cute for a Minbari? (To Garibaldi) Even you are cute, in an annoying sort of way. Everybody's cute! Everybody's cute! Even me. But in purple.. I'm stunning!

Londo: Gods by the bushel! Gods by the pound! Gods for all occasions!

Londo: Ah, our household gods. In a world where every day is a struggle for survival, you need all the gods you can get.

Londo: Oh, come on, Commander! Loosen up! You are supposed to enjoy yourself! Sinclair: I am! Words just can't express how much I'm enjoying this.

Vir: (About Centauri ceremony)It's a celebration of life. It comes from a time in our world history when two dominant species were fighting for supremacy. Our people, and a species we called Xon. At year's end we'd count how many of our people survived and we celebrated our good fortune.

Vir [about Londo]: Ah, he has become one with his inner self. Garibaldi: He's passed out. Vir: That too.

G'Kar [to an assassin]: With luck, they may never find you, but if they do, you will know pain ... Na'Toth [to an assassin]: ... and you will know fear... G'Kar [to an assassin]: ... and then you will die. Have a pleasant flight.

Garibaldi [to G'Kar]: And just let me say, Ambassador, from the bottom of my heart; hot pink is definitely your color.

G'Kar [to Na'Toth]: Earthers have a phrase: 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' I believe they stole it from us. By the way, I look forward to strengthening our relationship.

Na'Toth [to G'Kar]: Ambassador, it is not my place to speculate on how anything gets into your bed.

Delenn: I cannot have an aide who will not look up ... you will be forever walking into things.

Garibaldi: I don't care if you're the Easter Bunny. You're not bringing this [a knife] on the station.

Londo [toasting]: Valtoooo!

Garibaldi: And what happened to the Xon? Londo: Dead, all of them, and good riddance. Do you know what the last Xon said, just before he died? [Clutches heart] "AAAAARGH!" Garibaldi [to Sinclair]: Can I kill him now?

[Sinclair puts his link in his pocket] Ivanova [on his link]: Commander Sinclair. Commander? Commander Sinclair. Sakai: I don't mean to alarm you, but your pants are talking to you. Sinclair: I know.

Tu'Pari: Are you Ambassador G'Kar? G'Kar: This is Ambassador G'Kar's quarters. This is Ambassador G'Kar's table. This is Ambassador G'Kar's dinner! What part of this progression escapes you?