Back to the Future

Future Marty: Oh boy, oh boy, mom. You sure can hydrate a pizza.

Marty: (wakes up) Mom? Mom, is that you? Lorraine: There there, just relax, Marty. You've been asleep for almost nine hours now. Marty: I had a horrible nightmare... it was terrible... Lorraine: Well you're safe now, back on the good ol' 27th floor. Marty: (opens eyes) Twenty-seventh floor?!? (Light comes on, and a very busty Lorraine seats herself next to him) M-Mom? Mom! That can't be you! You're so uh... so-uhhuh... big... Lorraine: Well... yes, its me, Marty. Are you hungry? I can order room service.

(Beginning scene of Doc, Marty and Jennifer going to 2015 Marty: Hey Doc, you better back up, we don`t have enough road to make it to 88. Doc: Roads? Where we`re going we don`t need, roads.

(In 1955, Old Biff is in Young Biff's car.) Old Biff: You always did have a way with women. Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man! Old Biff: You want to marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen. Young Biff: Oh, yeah? Who're you, Miss Lonely Hearts? Old Biff: Just get in the car, butthead. Young Biff: Who you callin' butthead, butthead? (Old Biff starts the car.) Young Biff: How do you know how to do that? Nobody can start this car but me. Old Biff: Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.

(Marty looks over the roof of the casino for a way out.) Biff: Go ahead, kid, jump. Suicide will be nice and neat. Marty: What if I don't? Biff: (aims gun) Lead poisoning. Marty: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun. Biff: Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man. Marty: You son of a- Biff: (Biff cocks gun) I suppose it's poetic justice. Two McFlys with the same gun. (Marty casually steps off ledge; Biff scoffs in disbelief) Idiot. (DeLorean rises up with Marty standing on it.) What the hell?! (DeLorean door beams him in the forehead.)

(In the alternate 1985) Biff: Lorraine! Lorraine: Oh, my god, it's your father. Marty: My father? (Biff and his gang burst into Marty and Lorraine's room.) Biff: You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch! Marty: My father? Biff: Did you get kicked out of another boarding school? Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough I blow on this no-good kid of yours, huh? On all 3 of them?! Lorraine: What the hell do you care? We can afford it! The least we can do with all that money is provide a better life for our children. Biff: Hold on one second, let's get this straight. Marty is your kid, not mine, and all the money in the world wouldn't do jack shit for that lazy bum. Lorraine: Stop it, Biff, just stop it. Biff: Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was. Lorraine: Don't you dare speak that way about George. You're not even half the man he was! (Biff throws her on the floor.)