Back To You Season 1 Episode 2

Kelly: Look, you know what the best thing about getting pregnant is?
Chuck: Well sure...
Kelly: No, not that. It's that you have nine months to get used to the idea of being a parent. I mean, basically you just found out you're pregnant.
Chuck: Well that would explain the nausea and the crying jag in the elevator.

Marsh: Oh Montana, can you see if you can get this orange in my pants without me knowing it?
Montana: Are you still obsessing over that magic trick?
Marsh: No, the fridge is full.

Ryan: All right, we've got a triple homicide, a roller coaster derailment, and a pit bull mauling. Sometimes it's just like Christmas around here.

Chuck: I'm ready for this. I want [Gracie] in my life.
Kelly: I would rather put her in a basket and float her down a river.

Kelly: What is all this stuff on my desk?
Chuck: I'm sorry if I invaded your personal space by a few inches.
Kelly: At least this time it won't get me pregnant.

Kelly: (to Chuck) Listen, I thought I made it clear last night, I do not want people knowing you are [Gracie's] father. If I had my way I would be having this conversation with a turkey baster.