Ryan: Montana, you're too gorgeous and too smart to waste another second on this guy. Now one of us is putting this on and doing the weather tonight. (holds Montana's dress) Please do Pittsburgh a favor.
Kelly: You sure you don't want the chicken fingers?
Gracie: You always do this. If you want them, just get them.
Ryan: Montana, you're obviously a little stressed out here. What do you do to relax?
Ryan: Montana, what happened?
Montana: I just found out on-air that my boyfriend is cheating on me with a supermodel.
Marsh: Oh really, I'm so sorry. I thought you and Jason were over. I saw him last week at the O bar with some dirty tramp in fishnets.
Montana: That was me.
Marsh: I don't think so. This one was real sloppy. She kept hanging on her friend, so leathery gargoyle in a leopard pantsuit.
Montana: My mother was in town.
Marsh: And the petite young lady in the capri pants and the summer hat?
Montana: My brother.
Marsh: Oh come on, what are you, circus people?
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - První večeře (First Dinner)
Original International Air Dates:
Australia: February 6, 2008 on Network 10
India: March 20, 2008 on Zee Cafe
Denmark: April 18, 2008 on TV3+
United Kingdom: June 25, 2008 on More4
Israel: November 10, 2008 on HOT3
Czech Republic: April 15, 2009 on Prima COOL