Dr Nicholson: In your case Sylvia I suggest you lose maybe two stone and then see how you feel. Sylvia: I came to see you for advice, not insults thank you very much! I can see I'd get more sympathy talking to a doctor with a bone through his nose than one the NHS churned out!
Tina: Ooooooh! There ain't nothing like your own bed is there? Janine: You're a friggin' freak you are. I mean, you're actually glad to be here, aren't you? Tina: Yeah...of course, it's where me mates are. Janine: Sad cow!
Tina: I'm an arsonist now. Darlene: Arsonist? What you set fire to, your dinner?
Neil: We're sweeping all of the bad apples off G-Wing Di, speaking of which, how's Jim getting on? Di: How do you think? Neil: If you want my advice Di, take advantage of the situation—he got arrested on your wedding day—get an annulment."
Bev: I don't think I've enjoyed myself so much since that American bought our entire Picasso collection. Phyl: The one you turned out on an 'Etch-a-Sketch'?
Natalie: Now Myers is off my back, I run this place…I'm governor of G-Wing.
Sylvia: What's going on here? Get to work Oswyn! Phyl: She's upset, can't you see? Sylvia: Good! If this lot reduced you lot to tears more often, it would make the rest of us a lot happier.
Introduction of Nicola Stapleton and Rebecca Hazelwood as partners-in-crime Arun Parmar and Janine Nebeski
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