Yuji: (to Kojirô) Tama-chan may look quiet and calm, but she is actually a rash person. I've notice from the last time, that she has a thing for heroes of justice. So, she definitely would not forgive bad guys.
Kojiro: (about Danjûrô's girlfriend) A couple should total up to 100 marks. That is to say a 30 mark guy should pair up with a 70 mark woman, A 10 mark woman should pair up with a 90 mark man. That would achieve balance in the world, he is burning with passion that is not needed. So...it could be like this.
Yuji: How can it be...
Danjûrô: Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I brought Miyamiya here.
Miyako: Nice to meet you, I'm Miyazaki Miyako.
Yuji and Kojirô: (after seeing how pretty Miyako is) Stop screwing with me!
Kojirô: Isn't there a way to find competent people?
Kirino: How about this? Let's throw stones on those people who are holding things like bamboo blades. If they are highly trained, they will slash them all to pieces.
Kojirô: You watch way too much dramas...
Kirino: It won't work?
Kenzaburô: You've finally gathered some female members. You have a Kendo club too, right? Let's compete then!
Kojirô:Oh, okay. But there's only one member for now, I have to wait for new members to join.
Kenzaburô: Let's have a bet.
This episode is based on the events from chapters 1 to 4 from volume 1 of the manga.
Japanese episode title: 竹ぼうきと正義の味方
Romaji episode title: takebouki to seigi no mikata