(Banacek checks into a motel) Desk Clerk: I guess your friend told you the rules. Jay: Oh. Well, uh, no. I forgot. Banacek: What rules? Desk Clerk: Well, no radio or T.V. playing after ten o'clock at night. And no alcoholic beverages any time. And no womenfolk in the rooms. Enjoy your stay. Banacek: How?
Banacek: There is an old Polish proverb that says... "a truly wise man never plays leap frog with an unicorn."
Banacek: There is an old Polish proverb that says... "when the wolf is chasing your sleigh, throw him a cookie but don't stop to bake a cake."
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