Gloria Barker: Oh, goody. I love magic shows. J. Maxwell Barker: Shaddup!
Banacek : ( After the show's producer says he will have to move the show to another town since everyone will remember him here because of this incident ) : Ever hear of Edward J Smith? Producer : No. Who is he? Banacek : Captain of the Titantic
Vickie : Worried about your reputation? Banacek : Not since I was 13 1/2
Jay: (Referring to the rented sports car he's driving) I'm telling you boss, driving this car is almost a sexual experience. Banacek: You need to get out more, Jay.
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