Felix: Well, you do know what a cinema buff I am. Hundreds of volumes of Truffault, Fellini, Hitchcock.
Banacek: I'd like to see your autographed pinup of Alfred Hitchcock.
Felix: In the leotard, or the bikini?
Henry DeWitt: Carlie, if God had wanted us to travel by steamship, He would not have invented the Wright Brothers.
Carlie: You know, you have the nastiest habit of making the most innocent words sound snide.
Banacek: I have a lot of nasty little habits. I'll bet Henry doesn't have any.
Banacek: There is an old Polish proverb that says... "even though a man anoint himself with fragrant oil, he can still wind up with a broken face."