Ted: I remember him on his death bed as he wheezed his last asthmatic breaths...he handed me his favourite shovel, the one he had used on the railways all his life, and he whispered in my ear "Sock her one in the gob for me Ted"
(Talkin about Ted) Barbara: My mother always said he was a useless little turd and she was right.
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