This is My Bullsh*t...And You're Welcome to It (a.k.a. Get Your Hand Out of My Womb)

Season 1, Episode 1, Aired
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Calvin hires the inexperienced distant cousin of his wife, whom has just been released from prison. Meanwhile, Yinka is taught by Calvin on the finer points of the booty call. Also, Terri is mistakenly targeted by pro-life and pro-choice advocates when she becomes a victim of identity theft.moreless
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    • Trivia

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      • Music: "Jungle Boogie" by Kool & the Gang Edit
      • Nilyne Fields is best known for her performances as a contestant on the first season of UPN's "The Road to Stardom with Missy Elliott." Edit
      • In the original films, "Barbershop" and "Barbershop 2: Back in Business," the character Dinka played by Leonard Earl Howse was a heavy-set, kind hearted Nigerian barber. In the series, he goes by the name Yinka and is very slim. Also, Eddie has a new look. He no longer dons a "Frederick Douglass"-like afro. Edit

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      • An in-direct comment made by Isaac about Calvin previously hiring ex-cons in the shop could have been a reference to former barber Ricky. Edit
      • This episode picks up where "Barbershop 2: Back in Business" left off. Edit

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      • Terri: "As much as I wanna like regular kill you, I'm gonna try and do it with some kindness, some sympathy..."
        Nia: "Look, I just want..."
        Terri: "I'm being sympathetic, bitch, don't f***ing interrupt me." Edit
      • Calvin: (talking to Yinka) You say just like there's some acceptable amount of sex people can put into home movies. I think Paris Hilton and R. Kelly have taught us no. Edit
      • Calvin: Romadal shot Malcolm X? That was like 40 years ago, this kid's about 25. How's it possible he could have been one of the shooters Eddie: Evil doesn't die. Edit

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      • Eddie: "We had a little pre-meeting and we've decided to vote Romadal off the island."
        A reference to the hit CBS series, "Survivior." Edit
      • Isaac: "You know if Kobe Bryant would've had some courvoisier on him, he wouldn't have to shell out that $13 million."
        Isaac makes a reference to the 2003 Kobe Bryant sexual assault case. Edit
      • Jen: "Go find your little Bill. Where's your little Bill?"
        Interrupting Calvin from cursing in from of their son, Jen instructs the baby to go watch "Little Bill," a television show for children produced by Bill Cosby. Edit

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