Baretta: Harrigan over at Ross's he ain't got no answers. That's what the bartender is supposed to have is answers. Maybe I wasn't drunk enough.
Billy: Hmm you're drunk enough, drunk enough to see everything upside down.
Baretta: No I ain't Billy, I'm seein' 'em right side up. The world is a drag my friend. From the womb to the tomb, it's a drag.
Billy: Sure for anyone who sees himself as a loser. You know if you were the kind of chump who would cry because he lost her, you're not the guy I know. I thought you'd be smilin' because at least you had her for a little while. See that's what separates the folks in this world, see the glass the losers see it as half empty and the winners see it as half full.
Baretta: And I'm dramatic.
Billy: You don't have to play sad and you don't have to have a broken heart, go out and let someone show you how to drink. Now let an old master take over for you.