Barney Miller

Mr. Hubbard: What good would it do for an undertaker to have second thoughts? Det. Dietrich: (chuckles) That's funny. Mr. Hubbard: What's funny about that? We're just as human as any of you are! Det. Harris: Look, take it easy, Mr. Hubbard. It's just a strange emotional reaction that people have to the sort of work you do. Mr. Hubbard: What about the sort of work we do? You need people to do the sort of work we do. Det. Harris: Mr. Hubbard... Mr. Hubbard: If it weren't for us you'd be up to your ears in the departed.