Webber: You put your faith in somebody and they just make a fool of you. I am sick and tired of being lied to, and robbed, and poisoned!
Fish: That's the wrong way, Mr. Webber. First try a divorce.
Webber: Corruption. Treachery. Fighting in the streets. Pollution. There's nowhere to hide.
Barney: You're not supposed to hide. You're supposed to try and make it better.
Chano: (to Father Paul) You know something, if you're not a priest you ought to be ashamed of yourself. And if you are a priest, 'Good morning, Father'.
This is the first of William Windom's two, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be heard in season seven's "Contempt."
Guest star Steve Landesberg will be back later this season in his new, starring role as Sergeant Arthur Dietrich.