Barney Miller

Season 2 Episode 1


Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 11, 1975 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Webber: You put your faith in somebody and they just make a fool of you. I am sick and tired of being lied to, and robbed, and poisoned!
      Fish: That's the wrong way, Mr. Webber. First try a divorce.

    • Webber: Corruption. Treachery. Fighting in the streets. Pollution. There's nowhere to hide.
      Barney: You're not supposed to hide. You're supposed to try and make it better.

    • Chano: (to Father Paul) You know something, if you're not a priest you ought to be ashamed of yourself. And if you are a priest, 'Good morning, Father'.

  • Notes

    • This is the first of J.J. Barry's four, unrelated roles on Barney Miller. He can also be seen in season four's "Tunnel," season six's "Fog," and starting a recurring role in season seven's "Movie."

    • This is the first of William Windom's two, unrelated appearances on Barney Miller. He can also be heard in season seven's "Contempt."

    • Guest star Steve Landesberg will be back later this season in his new, starring role as Sergeant Arthur Dietrich.

  • Allusions